http://shoutcloud.io/

Pinacle of technology. Turing is cumming in his grave.

I HAVE NO WORDS 🤭

@irene Because we must because we can.

@irene because no body stopped to think that just because they can, they probably shouldn’t.

*chuckle*

But I can do that with .ToUppercase(); (._. )

@beggarboy I bet your fun at parties, how dare you expect someone to write a simple method. instead of doing their billionth npm dependency for the same thing.

@JoshBent You made this? Or who? I have a few unneeded ideas I'd like to see someone else take time to implement...

@deadlyRants Maybe it's irony,... but one that's lost on us.

@phorkyas https://lyricsfreak.com/p/portal/...

I misread "shitcloud". Turns out I was actually correct.

@Fast-Nop this gives me an idea 💩

For a joke their longevity is impressive. Based on their tweeter feed, their first release was around September 2014.

That's the most useless shit I've ever seen, but it looks cool.

😂

In the future, every line of code will be a service call.
And the services will be implemented using services too. It will be services all the way down.

it's a shame, this service looks very innovative. however, i can't use a site without ssl. maybe i'll contact the developer

Guess what, the site's html is in all caps as well

@Flygger Just found it, I would joke that you can hire me to do your ideas, but I am already booked out 🙂 (and most ideas lose their weight once money is involved 😉)

lol they have a pro version with punctuation too. it turns periods into exclamation points and even turns question marks into interrobangs.

https://gumroad.com/l/...

You know what APIs are good at? Giving HTTP errors when you need them most.

"But at €99/m you get a 99.9% uptime SLA!!"

That's still 8 hours a year where I want to disembowel hipster devs and re-feed them the half-digested quinoa salads from their intestines, so they know what it feels like to work with something that's shit about half of the time.

Write real reliable code, solve real problems reliably.

(I understand this is a joke API, but the pain runs so deep I'm going to get another drink)

That's some next level abstraction.

@PaperBag I'm a bit sad to see that paths and filenames are lowercased, and also a few properties especially the optional :(

@JoshBent Nice to hear that you're fully booked! Though I could just get going and build the shit myself, but throwing money at being stupid is not necessarily hindering ;)

@C0D4 I bet you're*

@gitreflog 🧐autocorrect fails me again.

@irene why not?

@irene yet 👻

@Lensflare but someone somewhere still has to do the real work. Probably some poor sod in India.

@beggarboy r/woooosh

@d4ng3r0u5 not really...

@AlgoRythm you know Turing was gay and had chemical castration, right?

@aggelalex Which makes it even more surprising that he is cumming in his grave

Modern problems require modern solutions!

@irene WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY

when your language can make API request but can't convert to uppercase