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!dev !rant but still funny story

As the goth of the dev team, sometimes people ask me several things about me.

I was working on my code. It was 3 or 4PM and a bored dev asks came to me

He: Have you ever tried to be a vampire?
Me: No, I’m just a goth
He: Do you know a vampire?
Me: Unfortunately no, but I’ve heard of them.
He: Do they suck blood?
I don’t know if he was asking because of curiosity or in a sarcastic mode. As usual, I answered in a polite way explaining him what means to be a vampire, the types (blood and energetic) and the difference between a goth and a vampire.

While I was explaining to him this, the boss came into the office, heard me talking about the energetic vampires and said “Wow wow wow! What is coming on here?!” 😂

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    I guess the difference between a goth and a vampire is that vampires don't have day jobs. ;-)
  • 1
    Vampires are goths with sensitive skin
  • 3
    So... What is the difference?
  • 1
    So will you explain ?
  • 1
    Not sure if you’re a girl or not, but I’m realllly into girl goths for some reason, even though I’m not goth. I think it’s really hot lol
  • 1
    @irene @Haxk20 goths love the beauty of de dark (not the “evil” dark) in music, art, clothing, and vampires get “energy” from other humans, sometimes in a symbolic way, sometimes in a real way.
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    @ElizadeathRaven I am vampire gremlin. I destroy. I enrage.
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    @SauceBoss Emmm Thanks? 😅😊 Yeah, I’ve heard that but... Why? XD Well, that’s strange because in my city some boys dated me, some of they said “I don’t want we to be together, we’re too different” 🙄 so WTF, why do you date somebody if you don’t want to be with him/her in the first place? 😞
  • 1
    @ElizadeathRaven I have one strange girl which has tattoos, looks gothic somewhat and has interests in Gore. I would date her. She's cool. Too bad she's married 🙃
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    @ElizadeathRaven also, the answer to your question: "sex". Sex it the reason to date someone temporary.
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    @irene Fuck 😂 yeah, I have the same problem (I like a goth boy but he already has a girlfriend :c) Don’t worry, you’ll find another interesting girl 😁
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    @ElizadeathRaven unfortunately, I like either young teens or strange emo/goth looking gals which are very rare here. Though there is one such woman in my office but the dies not seem that interested in me and has a boyfriend currently
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    @irene Sadly that’s true 😕 that’s why I never had sex with somebody that dates me. I think nobody should have me it he doesn’t deserves me 😊 And I think it’s a good filter
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    @ElizadeathRaven so... Are you a virgin still? 🤔
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    @irene don’t worry, be patient 😉
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    @ElizadeathRaven Haha I’m not 100% sure really 😅, I think it’s probably the combination of it all - the hair colours, the sexy outfits like black boots, fishnets, the skirts, the gloves, the jewelry and black nail polish, black lipstick. It’s all that stuff, just really attracted to it. Goths have a really unique style I’m just immediately drawn to.

    I’ve never dated a goth, but I’ve always wanted to, even though I dress normally and am not goth at all. Whoever said that after dating you clearly didn’t know what they want or who they want - which is shitty of a person to do since they shouldn’t have gotten in a relationship when they don’t know of anything they want.

    There’s definitely guys who know exactly what they want - I hate wasting time and fucking around.
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    @irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 emm.... 😏😏😏😏😏😏👀... !No 😊
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    @ElizadeathRaven I just stopped thinking about that. Sometimes I go to drink tea at the time she usually has lunch. Chat a but and that's mostly it. Work was too stressful lately to even chat with someone
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    @SauceBoss Urban goth is especially sexy AF
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    @ElizadeathRaven so... We're you married before?
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    @SauceBoss Good for you 😁 Yeah, I know, we’re sexy 😂
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    @irene What about Industrial/Corp Goth? 😏 😂😂😂 nevermind. No, I’m still single 😊
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    @ElizadeathRaven but that girl also wears some dresses and extremely short skirt at office in summer. Love seeing her legs at that time.
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    @ElizadeathRaven industrial is nice too. Dunno what Corp goth is 🤔
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    @ElizadeathRaven if you're still single, not virgin and never have sex with one you date, then one of those statements is a lie.
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    @irene 😏oh yeah XD
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    @irene Corp goth it’s a formal goth. You dress formal for an office work, but still goth. I wear high platform boots with formal vests XD

    Believe it or not, I’m single and virgin, and I’ve dated a lot of boys. I have several reasons for that: Religion (I’m christian, yeah, a cristian goth, and it’s possible), I’ve seen friends that have to marry too young because of a not planned pregnancy, and I think that’s terrible 😕 I know there are anticonceptiv methods, but somethimes they fail 😱 and.... Some men (fortunately not all) are just garbage when talking about the girls they slept with, so I don’t want that
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    @ElizadeathRaven somewhat like that girl. Some pretty formal tight dress and high boots. And black hair with blue tint on the front.
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    @ElizadeathRaven oh, so you are a virgin.
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    ahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I wish I had such strange devs around asking strange things 🤣
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    @ElizadeathRaven You have my biggest respect for your last comment.
    You sound like a quality woman (eventhough every person has a dark side). 😄

    I think the quality of both, women and men, I experience throught the days is quite questionable. It seems difficult to find a soulmate nowadays, especially if he/she should be somewhat intelligent and with decent common sense.
    I'd rather spend some alone time deep in code than waste money and time on an unworthy, exploitative human being. 😄

    I hope you don't feel pressured from society about your virginity. Waiting for the right moment that long just shows that you value it and your decision making in general.
    I lost mine with 24. 😉
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    do you like to cringe?
    watch this on netflix 😆
    https://youtu.be/6qmTrZ1PdQA
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