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!dev !rant but still funny story

As the goth of the dev team, sometimes people ask me several things about me.

I was working on my code. It was 3 or 4PM and a bored dev asks came to me

He: Have you ever tried to be a vampire?
Me: No, I’m just a goth
He: Do you know a vampire?
Me: Unfortunately no, but I’ve heard of them.
He: Do they suck blood?
I don’t know if he was asking because of curiosity or in a sarcastic mode. As usual, I answered in a polite way explaining him what means to be a vampire, the types (blood and energetic) and the difference between a goth and a vampire.

While I was explaining to him this, the boss came into the office, heard me talking about the energetic vampires and said “Wow wow wow! What is coming on here?!” 😂

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    I guess the difference between a goth and a vampire is that vampires don't have day jobs. ;-)
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    Vampires are goths with sensitive skin
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    So... What is the difference?
  • 2
    So will you explain ?
  • 1
    @irene @Haxk20 goths love the beauty of de dark (not the “evil” dark) in music, art, clothing, and vampires get “energy” from other humans, sometimes in a symbolic way, sometimes in a real way.
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    @ElizadeathRaven I am vampire gremlin. I destroy. I enrage.
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    @SauceBoss Emmm Thanks? 😅😊 Yeah, I’ve heard that but... Why? XD Well, that’s strange because in my city some boys dated me, some of they said “I don’t want we to be together, we’re too different” 🙄 so WTF, why do you date somebody if you don’t want to be with him/her in the first place? 😞
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    @ElizadeathRaven I have one strange girl which has tattoos, looks gothic somewhat and has interests in Gore. I would date her. She's cool. Too bad she's married 🙃
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    @ElizadeathRaven also, the answer to your question: "sex". Sex it the reason to date someone temporary.
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    @irene Fuck 😂 yeah, I have the same problem (I like a goth boy but he already has a girlfriend :c) Don’t worry, you’ll find another interesting girl 😁
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    @ElizadeathRaven unfortunately, I like either young teens or strange emo/goth looking gals which are very rare here. Though there is one such woman in my office but the dies not seem that interested in me and has a boyfriend currently
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    @irene Sadly that’s true 😕 that’s why I never had sex with somebody that dates me. I think nobody should have me it he doesn’t deserves me 😊 And I think it’s a good filter
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    @ElizadeathRaven so... Are you a virgin still? 🤔
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    @irene don’t worry, be patient 😉
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    @irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 emm.... 😏😏😏😏😏😏👀... !No 😊
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    @ElizadeathRaven I just stopped thinking about that. Sometimes I go to drink tea at the time she usually has lunch. Chat a but and that's mostly it. Work was too stressful lately to even chat with someone
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    @SauceBoss Urban goth is especially sexy AF
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    @ElizadeathRaven so... We're you married before?
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    @SauceBoss Good for you 😁 Yeah, I know, we’re sexy 😂
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    @irene What about Industrial/Corp Goth? 😏 😂😂😂 nevermind. No, I’m still single 😊
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    @ElizadeathRaven but that girl also wears some dresses and extremely short skirt at office in summer. Love seeing her legs at that time.
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    @ElizadeathRaven industrial is nice too. Dunno what Corp goth is 🤔
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    @ElizadeathRaven if you're still single, not virgin and never have sex with one you date, then one of those statements is a lie.
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    @irene 😏oh yeah XD
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    @irene Corp goth it’s a formal goth. You dress formal for an office work, but still goth. I wear high platform boots with formal vests XD

    Believe it or not, I’m single and virgin, and I’ve dated a lot of boys. I have several reasons for that: Religion (I’m christian, yeah, a cristian goth, and it’s possible), I’ve seen friends that have to marry too young because of a not planned pregnancy, and I think that’s terrible 😕 I know there are anticonceptiv methods, but somethimes they fail 😱 and.... Some men (fortunately not all) are just garbage when talking about the girls they slept with, so I don’t want that
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    @ElizadeathRaven somewhat like that girl. Some pretty formal tight dress and high boots. And black hair with blue tint on the front.
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    @ElizadeathRaven oh, so you are a virgin.
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    ahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I wish I had such strange devs around asking strange things 🤣
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    @ElizadeathRaven You have my biggest respect for your last comment.
    You sound like a quality woman (eventhough every person has a dark side). 😄

    I think the quality of both, women and men, I experience throught the days is quite questionable. It seems difficult to find a soulmate nowadays, especially if he/she should be somewhat intelligent and with decent common sense.
    I'd rather spend some alone time deep in code than waste money and time on an unworthy, exploitative human being. 😄

    I hope you don't feel pressured from society about your virginity. Waiting for the right moment that long just shows that you value it and your decision making in general.
    I lost mine with 24. 😉
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    do you like to cringe?
    watch this on netflix 😆
    https://youtu.be/6qmTrZ1PdQA
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