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How many of you can relate 🤦‍♂️

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    #include <stdio.h>

    #include <basictimerthatdoesntexist.h>

    int main() {

    printf("Welcome to Hack any account in instagram\n");

    Printf("Please enter the username here: ");

    //Dont even care about the username

    delay(5000);

    printf("\nHacking ...\n");

    delay(1000);

    printf("Done. Password is: FUCKYOU");
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    @Haxk20 Giving him this as an exe would be a great idea actually 😂
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    @DangerousDev I always do this when i get those kind of messages.
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    Also you have to edit it as the timer is obviusly fake and you have to create real timer but thats few lines of code. I was just lazy to do it.
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    @Haxk20 Obviously I'll make some changes to the code... I once created a similar WPF application and installed on most of the PCs in my University's lab 😂
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    Flash news - username is the password
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    What a bruh moment when my brother actually rented a server to become a script kiddie!
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    A friend of mine asked if I could find an old friend of his dad.

    I write code, I can't find someone in London with the only info I have being a first and last name.
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    @MrWouter 😂😂 anything’s possible for a hacker man?
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    @Haxk20
    @highlight
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(){
    printf("instahack 0.1.0\nthe developer is not liable for any consequences that the illegal use of this program has or bugs that destroy the system.\n");
    printf("if you understood this enter the username or press ctrl-c");
    //for input
    while ((fgetc()) != '\n'){}
    printf("start hacking");
    // waiting 1hour 23 minutes and 20 seconds
    for(int i=0;i<5000;i++){
    printf(".");
    sleep(1);
    }
    printf("\nWarning: the account has additional security measures.");
    unsigned int prime = 2;
    unsigned int nextprime;
    int isprime;
    while(1){
    nextprime = prime++;
    isprime = 0;
    for(i=2;i<nextprime/2;i++){
    if(nextprime%i == 0){
    isprime = 0;
    break;
    } else {
    isprime = 1;
    }
    }
    if(isprime == 1){
    printf(".");
    }
    }
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    @stop HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    @stop BTW why the fuck you use fgetc ? Thats for handling files.
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    @Haxk20 i dont know c and i havent run it, you are free to use an working input function.
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    @stop Ah i see.
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    @highlight

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main(){

    printf("instahack 0.1.0\nthe developer is not liable for any consequences that the \ illegal use of this program has or bugs that destroy the system.\n");

    printf("if you understood this enter the username or press ctrl-c");

    //for input

    char username[30];

    scanf("%[^\n]%*c", username);

    printf(username, "Starting to hack account %s");

    // waiting 1hour 23 minutes and 20 seconds

    for(int i=0;i<5000;i++){

    printf(".");

    sleep(1);

    }

    printf("\nWarning: the account has additional security measures.");

    unsigned int prime = 2;

    unsigned int nextprime;

    int isprime;

    while(1){

    nextprime = prime++;

    isprime = 0;

    for(i=2;i<nextprime/2;i++){

    if(nextprime%i == 0){

    isprime = 0;

    break;

    } else {

    isprime = 1;

    }

    }

    if(isprime == 1){

    printf(".");

    }

    }
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    Actual working version ofthe code i think. Havent compiled it tho
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    Lmao everyone I knew on my old Facebook account:

    Person: HI CHRIS!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!
    Me: Daww, I miss you too!
    Person: Hey, listen, do you know how to hack such and such accounts?
    Me: *leaves message on read and remembers why I had all those other messages from other people left on read too*
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    A ex-crush of mine, (now true friend), hit me up via text and asked "are you good with computers" and "i need you to hack my boyfriend's ex's instagram account. Here is the account name." To THIS DAY, she still asks me "did you figure out how to hack her account yet?"

    BTW, I absolutely hate instagram. Too many food pictures and MLM posts in my opinion, so i don't see what she thinks i'm gonna do.
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    @asgs

    You think these people are THAT dumb? Of course not! They know more security than that!

    It OBVIOUSLY would be a *truncated* version of the username!
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    @LinuxMasochist It's actually username + "69"
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    @skayo can you implement some auto-formatting in @highlight ? I'm thinking something similar to the CTRL+Shift+I feature of VScode
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    <@ewpratten>
    Already on my list :)
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    @Skayo thanks.

    What client are you using? It looks like devrantron from the mention style.
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    <@ewpratten>
    I use the official devrant app :D
    I just add <> manually. Doing it since like the beginning and therefore I'm doing it automatically now without even thinking about it haha
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    @Skayo oh. I see. Cool!
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    @OscarWildes Well, closing is basically being good Googling... 🤷😂
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