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Bybit260
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What kind of fetishes do you have? I will regret this.

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  • 3
    Bybitaility 🐻
  • 2
    let's lose the faith in humanity
  • 13
    Socks on...
  • 11
    Immutability
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    javascript
  • 8
    I'm trying to think but I have nothing! I'm normal?! *horrible realization*
  • 2
    @iamai I think so, I also don't have nothing.
  • 1
    @T0D0 How? Do you get horny with Javascript?
  • 11
    @Bybit260 don't you dare kink shame me.
  • 4
    @T0D0 No, I don't. that's ok.. Everybody is different.
  • 10
    that's right baby, you coerce that variable. it doesn't need to be my type...
  • 2
    Solving the bug.
  • 8
    So many, the character limit won't allow it

    Also, ne ne, Lutee-san, tell us! @rutee07
  • 4
    @T0D0 it doesn't matter if you have shorter equality operator, baby! (No homo)
  • 2
    @Jilano Well, do multiple comments.
  • 7
    Compile with no errors on first try

    *goosebumps* just thinking about it...
  • 4
    Today I found out, sleek formating. Added scalafmt to my code. Ooohlala baby.
  • 5
    @Jilano "character limits" lol. Do you have sex in ASCII?
  • 4
    @iamai could be worse. I'm on the same boat tbh. Idk, unless cuddling is considered a fetish.
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    Why would I publicly comment that?
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    @NoMad I will neither confirm nor deny that possibility.

    As for your second comment, basic human contact could be considered a luxury in this day and age, so I'd say yes.
  • 3
    The number of people that have liked my fetish means I can actually organise an orgy
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    @sudocode nope, I liked it because the idea was funny and I have actually done that before. Did not reach Vegas tho.
  • 3
    Emacs
  • 2
    @ddephor Emacs looks gorgeous. I didnt know of it, Vim also looks really good with i3wm and a semitransparent terminal.
  • 1
    Toooooooo many to put here... not that I would tell you anyway.
  • 4
    What?? Where is @rutee07??
  • 4
    @netikras trying to make a top 10 list I guess.
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    @melezorus34 you missed a zero :)
  • 3
    PHP’s mysql_query(), so unsafe... 😏
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    Arguing with people on the internet
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    @rutee07 I summon you oh mighty.
    Spread your wisdom over your servants and punish those who oppose you.
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    Satanic rituals
  • 1
    Clean coding in a code in production.
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    Easy.
    Everything that is labeled as bad practice because it's a gcc only thing.
    Makes me rock hard if it's particular to a specific version of gcc.
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    Pattern matching, Latex (not the default font and layout though, you gotta make nice templates), Generic Algebraic Data types, Cream pies (especially with a good crumbly crust), Infix operator overloading, small chests (although large oak barrels are also beautiful) and strong type systems.

    Oh, and when I've really committed past the virginal stage... well, this might sound gross. But once all the parts are starting to feel a bit slippery and dirty, I really love to take my time to go deep into it, cleaning up my own chunky sloppy mess, thoroughly covering every corner until everything is a bit more clean and DRY again.
  • 0
    Mecha suites, so guess. Or complex machines that can be worn or be restrained on or in.
  • 7
    When someone swipes his credit card on my butt crack and it comes up covered in peanut butter.

    The sound of someone's skull cracking.

    When someone is fucking me in the ass and I try to poop on his cock.

    When I fuck someone's ear so hard that my dick comes out with brain matter.

    This new trend called "mummification". Google it with "porn".

    When a group of Asian girls try to give me paper cuts using their clits.

    Using a horse cock to deliver my enema.

    Epic dick sword fight in the dark wearing glow in the dark condoms!

    Scrumptuous mango jizz salad dressing.

    On a serious and more "domestic" note:

    Getting choked, spanked, hair pulled, being grabbed by the ankles and thrown around the bed.

    Public sex - beach, forest, etc.

    Shibari, crotchless/lacey underwear, demon cosplay, etc.

    Anal, double penetration, just really hard rough fucking.

    Someone significantly bigger than me destroying my body through fucking.

    Name calling, BDSM, dirty talking, watching men jack off, etc.
  • 4
    Oh yeah, I like men in uniform. Wear an SS uniform and wave a Nazi flag and I'll fuck you into oblivion before ending your life and then fucking you again, covering up the smell of your decaying corpse with special Church flowers.

    Hitler-san, paint me like one of your Vienna girls.
  • 2
    @Marl3x you just made up a word that links to and ONLY to this rant if you look it up on DuckDuckGo
  • 2
    mono-spaced fonts with font ligatures mmm....
  • 0
    @rutee07 Too normal, to be true. What about Rectal prolapse, Asian nipple fuck, two girls one cup, bloody porn, pussy pumping, candle wax xxx, horse porn, dog fucking woman, masochism. I don't watch none of them tho.
  • 5
    Private ones.
    Plenty. 😊
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    @Kashmir Giving, receiving, or both?
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    As an emacs user I just

    Mx-kinky-sex
  • 2
    @DustInCompetent Now that's something to be proud of, and worth mentioning on a resume!
  • 6
    @Root

    Privacy also turns me on. Fuck yes, show me your anonymized data, make me horny with a GDPR compliant export of your data!

    I eagerly consent, as long as it's necessary for the functional operation of our relationship, to any cookies you have to offer, oatmeal, chocolate chip or otherwise.

    I also love it when people keep their Article 9 special category data a complete mystery for me. That's why during sex, I keep the lights off and plug my ears; So their gender, race, sexual preferences, medical abnormalities and union membership stay a mystery.

    Damn, I'm so turned on right now.
  • 4
    @bittersweet You like that cookie banner, you slut?! I bet you don't even read the entire ToS before accepting...
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    I regretti
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    @Jilano Yeah i bet he likes to get tied up and dominated by the privacy poltics, while it steals his data.
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    @Frederick Yamete Google-senpai! Stop probing my gentle orifices!
    Kyaaaa
  • 3
    @Jilano Congratulations. You've achieved "creepy on a whole new level".
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    @NoMad Ha, thanks!
  • 1
    @Jilano I heard Stuxnet are giving out awards for free, maybe if you ask him nicely he can print it out and frame it.
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    @Frederick You know what, I completely forgot about that, but you're right!
    I'll try to call him on his "cellphone telephone".

    @Stuxnet Hey there, mate! Are you still watching some sport thingy or what? Oops, forgot they canceled that :D
    Say, @Frederick said you could print me an award, is that true?
  • 1
    Colored code comments 😳
  • 0
    @klutch how? Jsdoc style?
  • 3
    I assign color values to comments with special characters (I think there's a code extension that makes it easier, I believe it's called "better comments" or something like that?) so for example:

    In JS/Flutter I would have

    //! (Which is usually red)
    //? (Yellow/Orange)
    //* (Blue)
    //TODO (pink or purple)
    //// (dark grey and crossed out)

    Or Python:

    #!
    #*
    #?
    #//TODO
    #////

    You get the idea!
    It just helps me stay organized and keep a clean, tight workspace.
    I make sure to tone them down to regular standards before sending anything, just so it doesn't confuse the fuck outta them as to why there are shebangs everywhere hahaha
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