Upvote this for no reason

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No.

Nice joke

Hah. We've got another one.

@Jilano @C0D4 I'm tagging both of you for no reason.

Let me tell you how it's gonna go:
There will be a random topic and some funny troll will steal all of your upvotes. Your post will get 3 upvotes, best case scenario. Otherwise, - 2 and you will join the realm of oblivion. This gonna be fun!

@NoMad Oh? Well... You know what? "Keras works on my machine."

@OP No.

@Jilano Bend over....

My jasmine tea came today!
It’s been months since I had a nice cup. MONTHS.

@Root mix Jasmine with green tea and a bit of lemon zest/lime peel/any citrus you like really, and maybe honey if you like. It actually tastes and smells really nice!

Although, I'm a fan of pure Jasmine too. It's special on its own.

wait but now I got a reason to upvote : you told me to.
Thus I am now unable to upvote for no reason

Do, like I was just sitting here and bam, I had this epiphany that I should suddenly check out what was going on around here, but then I get dragged into to this random dark room by @NoMad and oh... oh wait why does @Jilano have a chainsaw dildo out for, @Rutee07 would be pleased, sadly here I am stuck in this dark room..... you would never believe what happened next!

@C0D4
** tune in next week for next episode! **

@NoMad there's a next episode? This guy has a grin that just screams he's going to enjoy every moment of it.

Where were we... oh yea, so as we walk down this dark alley, I spot @AleCX04 and @M1sf3t sharing a pizza and beer down the end next to the bonfire, we have @Root doing rum shots... I mean tea.. yea tea... don't tell her we know what's she's really drinking 😅
Oh and @Fast-nop just yelling at some poor green dot for a massively shit website, guy has anger problems but it's hilarious at times.
@Jilano is still here with this grin of glee while @SortOfTested is just, actually what is she doing today besides dealing with useless customers who can't check a spam folder, here she needs one of @Root's shots too by the looks of it.

@C0D4
@M1sf3t rm'd himself :(

@SortOfTested again? Who's he hiding from these days 🤔

@C0D4
If I had to guess, himself. He was depression posting like mad these past few weeks. Derailed half the threads on here. Maybe something inspired him to act. *shrug* /massiveSpeculation

miss him already :(

@C0D4 I don't have fucking anger problems YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!11elevenistwodicks

@Frederick we did go off into random tangents back then. I wonder if she ever commercialised that toaster or her's.

@Fast-Nop it's ok, have one of @Root's shots of @devTea

@NoMad I just scrolled back up... random troll stole the thread by the looks of things.

Somehow @Vane, @matt-jd, @bobbytables, @kescherRant, @scriptCoded, @sladuled think they can skip the pizza and shots party too

🍕 🍺 🥃🥃🍿🌮

@C0D4 😤😤 I went to do chores and shower for like half an hour! What did you do?
Or rather, the only thing left to do is starting a revolution! 🤣🤣

@C0D4 Did someone say shots?

53 votes given to comments under this post so far.
Only one vote for Op. 😏😏😏

@C0D4 you had me at pizza, but some tea and shots wouldn't be bad either, perhaps @wisecrack could find some mathematical relation between the shit posts in this thread? @netikras @C0D4 got some pizza and shots

@NoMad One doot no longer 😉

@C0D4 mmm. Now I want tacos. ☹️

@matt-jd I'm in for pizza! Although I'll pass on shots. You can have mine :)

I wouldn't mind some sweet popcorn for no reason tho... 🤔 @c0d4 cheers! 🍿

So, now I am walking down this dark alley with @C0D4 while cigarettes between my lips and an iron golf driver in one hand. I wonder why he's talking too much and how much would his head travel if I hit it with my club as he bends over to take some pizza... But I'm not that violent, so I let go of the idea and look around for a pretty face, be it @Alice or @Lyniven, either would make it worth standing around like this. I nod at @Root and think that one of these days I must sit down and listen to all of her stories.

Also, where the fuck is all of @Frederick 's upvotes??? It was much more this morning!

@NoMad I was starting to wonder where that golf driver was going...

@SushRant, you didn't get any ++ but have a slice of pizza 🍕 for your troubles.

@C0D4 it still has places to go! Like helping me steal the shots @netikras just refused. 😏😏

I like how the current score is just 0

Somehow neither @C0D4 nor @NoMad has noticed me strolling just a few meters behind them, although I've been here ever since they walked out that sketchy building three blocks ago. @NoMad's waving that driver a little too happily for me to go any closer, but I hear @C0D4 just good from back here. Wondering if I could sneak past them to grab a slice of pizza, I settle on just keep on walking in the shadows. Best not to risk getting in a heated discussion with the big boys. Especially not when @Fast-Nop is on fire...

@C0D4 devRant Anime confirmed?
Any artists here?

@ScriptCoded you should check your surroundings, could've sworn I saw someone on the roof of that club over there

@Ranchonyx didn't @vintprox do that 🤔

@C0D4 eh, I meant more like animated series rather than Ace attorney transcript

@C0D4
I think it was the other Russian?

@Ranchonyx
If anything, we're more Harvey birdman.

@Ranchonyx surely he can work in another script or anime.

@C0D4
Ooooor, @C0D4 could do it. He's a go-getter
https://pygame.org/project-PyWright...

@SortOfTested faith in humanity just dropped 😕

But it does say there's other ones🚩

Sladuled is indeed late for the party.. work got to her again.. She can't see @C0D4 anywhere.. There's no pizza, no beer.. she stands by the empty punch bowl and wonders WTF happened here.. too shocked to ask anyone.. But where is anyone?! Looks like shit was on fire, yo, so maybe they went outside. It's only her and her icecream now, standing in the middle of a burned down room, feeling weird about it and wondering if she should leave too..

I walk in with flamethrower to warm up everyone, reheat pizza and drink flammable shots.
🔥 🍕 🔥 🥃 🔥

@NoMad Don't threaten me with a good time.

@Root Enjoy! It better be worth the wait

@C0D4 Hey, thanks for checking us out, random viewer! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and click on that little bell!

PS: I blame timezones for my late response (and Stuxy)

@Jilano At 10pm, I realized I hadn’t eaten today, so I made some tacos. Okay, one taco, three chicken drumsticks, and some creamy, tangy chicken taco sauce. Tasty 🥰

Also, I absolutely love that this rant is still at zero ++

@Root Now I'm getting hungry too *drools*

It's the little pleasures in life, yeah. Something something Thanos, balance, etc.

@Root now i want taco's

@NoMad 243++ for the comments now 🙌
im struggling to believe OP still has none though.

@Jilano, where is @Stuxnet and how was he not invited to the party?

@C0D4 Last I heard his Mum didn't let him

PS: Don't think I didn't see you delete your old comment and create a new one :p

@Jilano 👀you saw nothing, to many shots for you last night!

55 comments, zero upvote tho! 🤣🤣

@Frederick yesterday morning I was reading some other rant and noticed your upvotes were more than mine (considering we made a comeback around the same time-ish) and I was jealous for like a millisecond... But now, it seems you lost a lot.

... Or am I mistaken?

@Frederick 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Interesting. Maybe I was mistaken then. Or maybe I observed a rare bug 😜

Btw, @C0D4 is the clear winner of most upvotes on a single comment, being 11 at this point in time.

... Somebody do total upvotes ranking for each ranter in this rant plz I cbf. 😜

@NoMad done... will upload soon.
Although, the winner is a surprise 👀

And the winner is..... 🥁

@C0D4 I came in third? 😮 But I was sleeping for most of this!

@Root are you calling my machine learning crypto bot a liar?

@C0D4 🤔 Not if it’s an artificially intelligent big data blockchain 🤔

@C0D4 amazing spectacle, was this the first devrant grandpris?

@matt-jd Lord no

@Root of course it is, the biggest of data, it's huuuge!

@matt-jd not the first, won't be the last either..
https://devrant.com/rants/2140331/...

@matt-jd this was the result of that battle

https://devrant.com/rants/2140986/...

@C0D4 interesting! I'm amazed! I'm also sure I've given out most updoots 😅

@NoMad it's likely, I missed a couple on the way.

@C0D4 that's a lot of up votes, also make me think if @irene is still around here somewhere

@matt-jd it was one of the rare times my phone went flat from devRant notifications.

@C0D4 A splendide display of quality over quantity :D

@C0D4 aw shit, I should've created a ++ bot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the first prize??

I will frame this screenshot, thank you for 0 upvotes :P

@Frederick 😱

Am i the only one

@FranzFerdinand hey! Take it back!

I gave you my +1 just so that you reached the magic number of 69

@embeddedmaikel NO HE SAID NO REASON

@C0D4 never been happier over an 8th one

IT STILL HAS ONE POINT!! 😱🤣😇

@FranzFerdinand OOOH! You better take it back or else!!

@Frederick "Right?! Soon they'll tell us they went the same treatment as us, superior users... Pfff!"

@NoMad Where's my green dot killing axe? NOMAD!

@Jilano stop yelling. I just woke up...

Haters gonna hate, one upvote finally I get

oh yeah oh yeah xD

@Sushrant sorry, you're back at 69 ... for no (good) reason :))

@embeddedmaikel sed lyf

@NoMad You woken up yet? Or did you just nap?

@Jilano I'm woke, but where is your axe?
I know I had it last night, but then I got drunk... 😬 @C0D4 where is his axe?

This is class, i have a feeling if this was somewhere else it would hv quite a lot ++/likes.

Nooooooooooo who voted this to -1 ??? Come on guys! Let's keep his 0 balance going!

@NoMad i know right, although i think it should be 1

@FranzFerdinand why? 😕 He's asking for upvotes instead of earning them, so let's just keep him exactly at 0. It will make a good life lesson.

@NoMad Fixed. Removed my —

@Root you're the best! 👍🏻

@NoMad Why yes I am 😋

@NoMad getting life lessons on dev rant lmao

@NoMad I... It was right there! Just next to my bed...! God damnit!

@FranzFerdinand all it takes is some reflection or just reading the comments lmao

@Jilano now would be a bad time to say I sat on it right?

3days later and still no updoots 😂

@NoMad why do you even care? Live and let live

@embeddedmaikel live and let die 😛

@C0D4 Well, that explains that. Might want to go see a doctor though

Someone upvoted this! Quick, downvote!

@kescherRant In time of despair, we need @Root.

@Jilano forget it. The rant is already out of cycle of visible rants. 😛

@kescherRant @Jilano 🧞‍♀️

@NoMad You'd be surprised how many people like to necro. It might be because they use the algo or maybe the "discussion" thingy. Who knows!

@Root Thank you *gives a 🌮*