Update !! /** I’ve been given the liberty to choose my job title by my HR, Can you guys suggest a good one **/ M

Ranter

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N00bPancakes

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If it doesn't somehow include 'Ninja' I'm going to be EXCEPTIONALLY disappointed and irrationally angry.

Granted, I once ordered business cards where I was able to add my own job title and ... HR wasn't happy with me.
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Fast-Nop

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Responsible Top Banana.
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boomgoat

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@mac-aga @N00bPancakes how about Senôr Genuine Ninja.eng
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boomgoat

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@Fast-Nop this man wins. I vote for Responsible Top Banana
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asgs

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Producteer
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N00bPancakes

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@boomgoat

Product Ninja
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boomgoat

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El Chupakabra
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boomgoat

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@N00bPancakes don't forget the Senôr
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Cyanide

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“Me”
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NoMad

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Megamind dragon slayer hippie trickie dev-tastic Mr Señor
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boomgoat

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@NoMad you forgot the ninja
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NoMad

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@boomgoat I don't care for that 😛
Don't use the word I popularized against me.
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boomgoat

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@NoMad officially a fan now 🙇‍♂️
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NoMad

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@boomgoat I'll let @Fast-Nop talk you out of it 😜
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boomgoat

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@NoMad I'm still voting for @Fast-Nop's Responsible Top Banana though
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Jilano

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//TODO find meaningful job title
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coffeeholic

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King of merge conflicts, Khal of the great thread pool, Father of daemoms, The Unburnt (iso), Breaker of proxy chains, King of the assembly and the first bytes, Protector of the seven branches, Lord of Dragoncode
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boomgoat

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@coffeeholic so the Game of Clones begins. Brace yourselves. Merge conflicts are coming.
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LotsOfCaffeine

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Lead Product Engineer sounds kinda nice
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SortOfTested

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Mal de Ojo
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boomgoat

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@LotsOfCaffeine 💔🥞
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dmonkey

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Just "Master".
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Inxentas

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Apex Coding Primate
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Jedidja

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comment #8 --> https://devrant.com/rants/1870732/...
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TheBeardedOne

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Computer Engineering Officer.... Oh, wait..
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Berkmann18

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The Product Whisperer

That Product Lord
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ImNotAlfred

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Rogue AI infused killbot
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iiii

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@coffeeholic love it.
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mElonMusk

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Last time (the only time) when I was given a choice, I chose Software Wizard.. They added a Lead in front of it. 🤐 (I am still a junior)

Lead Software Wizard.
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kwilliams

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Supreme Code Wizard

Or if you need to sell yourself:
Supreme Blockchain AI Micro-Service Code Wizard
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iiii

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@mElonMusk lol 🤣
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bols59

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"Former Anger Mgt. Drop Out, Now Medicated. Don't step through that door." Long title, but it will confound anybody. That's what titles are for, bruh.
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ArtOfBBQ

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Senior Arcane Techninja

Chief Meta Jobtitle Architect
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mac-aga

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Woah! Didn’t think these many people would help, I am surely gonna show this chat to my HR, you know just in case he’s okay with having a top banana in his company.

Would you guys hire a “Responsible Top Banana”

Btw Why aren’t people using Star Wars names these days though ?
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iiii

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@mac-aga because starwars are so last century?
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M3m35terJ05h

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Code Artisan
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Jedidja

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so whats the outcome?