Anyone know this bitch hacker story?



TLdr bitch hacker hacks himself by localhost

bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s
<Elch> or maybe
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP:
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..

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    <Elch> it’s easy

    <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone

    <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted

    <Elch> mom…

    <Elch> i’ll take a look

    <bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch

    <Elch> that’s bad

    <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted

    <Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it

    <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

    <bitchchecker> tupac rules

    <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

    <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol

    <He> why doesn’t meta say anything

    <Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing


    <bitchchecker> your d: is gone

    <He> go on BITCH

    <bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet

    <bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

    bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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    I really dislike metanot.
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    @JacksOnF1re yeah, I think metanot is jealous and thinks BITCHhacker is a real smart hacker...
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    "lol ne give up, I am a hacker by myself and I know how a hacker behaves and can say for 100% sure you're no hacker "

    This makes him so retarded. Like oh yes thank you for letting me know that the kid is no hacker, but you are
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    @JacksOnF1re Huh?

    *Me retarded as well*

    *Passes out*
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    @CozyPlanes what? :D I don't get you. I just wanted to rant further...
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    @JacksOnF1re Oh fuck 5m passed and I cant edit... my friend, or coworker, or whatever, did it. I have no idea what it means too....... FUCK
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    Remote desktop maybe? :D
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    lol@'C: is done 30 percent'
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    @Jop- Well, maybe
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    OMG this is killing me XD
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    Those guys chat like 10 yr olds. I seem to be rusty but I think you have to be SYSTEM to delete system files
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    Wait, he deleted his own C:? What a dipshit
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    @CozyPlanes Weren't you bitchecker? XD
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    @thureos lol

    *Retarded deeply*
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    This is a gem! What a self-proclaimed hacker.
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    My inner grammar/language Nazi has just experienced an aneurysm. It hurts. 🙈
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    This made my day :D
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    @Jop- probably some shell command on meterpreter
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    Thank you everyone! 100 likes!

    Lets go to the 200 upvotes!

    Feel free to share this rant to your friends, along with the link of this rant!

    Stay safe, have fun, and if you want to talk with me, drop it in the comments below!
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    @CozyPlanes 101, and get your free swag if you haven't got it already: https://devrant.io/free-stickers/
    Edit: 102, I forgot to ++.
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    i have sent him an email 4 days ago, but there isnt reply yet!

    I am sure he will send the swags to me! Kinda...

    (It will take forever because it should cross the pacific ocean...)
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    @CozyPlanes The page says 6 weeks for international delivery. Guess that's applicable for Seoul (got it from your profile) too.
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    @sbrm1 i know, but it is killing me ... I want to put the stickers in my laptop... Super naked
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    This rant just got 127 upvotes!
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    No one noticed
    It is bitchchecker, not bitchhacker
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    Haha damn, script kiddy trolling at its finest
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    Send this to bash.org
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