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I ordered a reduction sieve for my espresso cooker from Amazon, but got this instead (Euro coin for size comparison). They'll resend the correct article, but WTF is this shit even?! Crazy crap!

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  • 10
    Only intellectuals will know.
    Only intellectuals have a hand fetish.
  • 6
    Are they hands for dolls? A lot of dolls are just head and hands attached to body. The body being clothe. Are they solid?
  • 3
    @Demolishun No, they are rubbery and hollow, so attaching them to something would be possible.
  • 8
    Amazon - For every fetish the right thing!
  • 6
    The 1 euro coin (€1) is a euro coin with a value of one euro. It is made of two alloys: the inner part of cupronickel, the outer part of nickel brass. All coins have a common reverse side and country-specific national sides. The coin has been used since 2002, with the present common side design dating from 2007.

    Source: Wikipedia

    All jokes aside. I've no idea, but thanks for reading anyways.
  • 5
    At least they gave you 2 full sets. I would be upset having 3 left and 1 right or any other odd combination
  • 7
    Isn't this a gag gift were you put hands on your fingers and that's funny because "finger hands"?
  • 2
    Someone read reduced sleeve and went.... err, this looks close enough.
  • 1
    @TheSilent That would depend on your finger diameters - one size fits all wouldn't work.
  • 3
    Prob some Japanese fetish stuff :p
  • 10
    @GyroGearloose That's a useful rule of thumb: if it's so crazy that you can't make any sense of it, it's probably a Japanese sex toy. :)
  • 5
    Ya right... Like that new type of mushroom someone found out in China a few years ago...
    It was a flesh light :p
  • 3
    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in doll hand.
  • 7
    @cure Uhm... there's a Euro coin as size comparison. ^^
  • 4
    Ouch 😂😂😂 got me there
  • 4
    Rubbery? Check
    Hollow? Check

    It's a fucking fleshlight 😂
  • 1
    It's too early for me too be considering searching "what is a fleshlight made of" 😂
  • 5
    You need to save them, you never know when they’ll come in handy
  • 2
    Coworker bought a giant enter key for stress relief
    He received AQUARIUM PLANTS hahaha
  • 3
    @Fast-Nop
    This the Mini-Hands!
    Hail Mini-Hands!
    🤚
  • 1
    @fast-nop if not using can you post to me.. I mean.. my friend?
  • 2
    @drego I kept them for two weeks in case Amazon would want them back, then tossed them.
  • 2
    @fast-nop damn! There goes my weekend plans 😂
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