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boombodies
3y

Manager: Have you fixed the problem?

Dev: What’s the problem?

Manager: We’re not here to discuss problems we’re here to discuss solutions!

Dev: …

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garbage collection

management logic
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  • 22
    3y
    Dev: Ok nice. I almost thought that I’d need to find the solution. So, what‘s the solution then?
  • 6
    3y
    The solutions for what?
  • 5
    3y
    Dev [again]: What’s a problem?

    Manager: Exactly!
  • 7
    3y
    Ok. I found a common denominator in our conversion - excluding me, who asked a question, there's only you left.

    Can you replace yourself, please?
  • 1
    3y
    Is this Manager / Dev format originally your making? Also the "garbage collection" tag. Because I've stolen both :)
  • 1
    3y
    @fullstackchris Garbage Collection definitely. Manager/Dev format I’m pretty sure. Steal away, I don’t own either in any way
  • 3
    3y
    Lol, that’s vaynerchuck-style business coach buzzword battle. Okay, my turn:

    — While you’re “discussing”, actual MVP’s are doing something. Quit talking and start doing.

    Your turn.
  • 0
    3y
    @kiki If you want an unlimited supply of those I’ll just invite you to an average teams call of ours
  • 1
    3y
    @boombodies I have my own in my head, thanks
  • 1
    3y
    Ok then I solved it...
  • 1
    3y
    Sounds like your regular stand up...
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