I am a young junior with a big dick who gratuated top in my class so now Im making 300k a year in this first job in a fortune 5000 company. However Im not happy and I think I want more from life. What I should do? /s

Typical /r/cscareerquestions post

Bitch please.

Stop talking bollocks?

Don't whore yourself out by getting a "trophy" job.

Get a gender change. That might liven up your life.

P.S. is Fortune 5k even a thing?

You are not fun guys...

@AnxiousADHDGuy Take it lightly, it's all rants n jokes friend

@Demolishun Oh damn ! 😂

I don't know who's dick you sucked for 300k starting job, but... you got a lot more to get on your knees for going forward to increase that.

@netikras He's a 10x developer

Well based on what I just read
Kill yourself lol

@soberGhost not joking here lol

No way in hell these people are making 300k straight out of college. I had to bust my ass for years for a six figure salary. They’re either lying or prodigies who scored faang roles after graduating from a Harvard CS degree program

@AnxiousADHDGuy
You so asked for it.

It's ok to stay at your F500 job.
Just try to develop the 'next big thing^TM' and further disconnect.

Also, indian rupees are no international measure.

Wake up from that dream

@scor I asked for what? Its a joke about overachievers with first world problems who are not content, not sure what your point is.

@AnxiousADHDGuy I used to read that subreddit for advice but now it’s full of people like the 300k asshole you posted who supposedly makes a salary most senior folks would dream for out of college who never wrote a unit test or anything more complex than a homework algorithm problem. That alone doesn’t get on my nerves but the minute these people start complaining about petty shit like manager called them the wrong name I just want to smash a brick in their faces.

@AnxiousADHDGuy
Well, I missed your point in the first step.
Dont mind me. I'm just tired and barely understand anything these days.
Good you got back to it by explaining.
Cheers

@scor lol

@AnxiousADHDGuy so I'm from the first world and many people barely have two pennies to rub together

Just saying

@AnxiousADHDGuy and honestly to illustrate a guy who makes 80k directly out of college sickens me

@AvatarOfKaine Then maybe use your own advice from your first shitcomment in this rant

@AnxiousADHDGuy && @AvatarOfKaine
Boom! ="D

Also, @AnxiousADHDGuy :
Many people != @AvatarOfKaine (?)

@scor there is no equal there is only he who is and was and shall reign forever as being less insane than those around them which is everyone but still being a little crazy because one goes crazy when people repost the same shit for years straight

@AnxiousADHDGuy I used to seek denial of reality as a mechanism to avoid painful recollection about how pointless and fucked up everything has become for no reason at all too

Work for couple more years invest that money in such a way no need to work any more.

I'm seriously worried how many commenters seemed to miss the point of this rant completely. Reading comprehension, where you at?

I only got 200k a year because my dick was too big :(

@electrineer

I shit you not.
My dick is so !big I had to pay my employer to employ me.

@scor glad to see that you got self employed!

@electrineer I started to think that DR community is weird

@AnxiousADHDGuy
Shit you not, we are

@scor Is this some kinda futa reveal?

@electrineer I think many of us are ignoring that the op was a joke because of literal interpretation of "rant". Probably the most aggressive miss-tagging abuse I have seen in a while. I am just enjoying the show and pretending to be an autist.

@Demolishun so you're claiming you read the category but not the last line of the rant? Which category would you have posted it under? I think OP's intention was to complain about the phenomenon, it's implied in the rant.

@electrineer It sounded like a joke to me when I saw the /s. I can see how you interpreted it though.