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Lensflare962029d"We can't not have you for 2 days"
Oh no, imagine the horrors when you get sick for 2 days 😄
cafecortado507929dYou can't be fired, because that means not having you for much more than two days.
indispensability is a dev's mightiest weapon 🔫
kwilliams688928d@Lensflare or a vacation you're entitled to under the terms of your contract.
kubernets628d@Lensflare it’s always the day you get back from vacation and the office is just a pile of smoldering ash. :(
Jedidja99027d@kubernets see the mistake is coming back!
K-ASS232222dDo mangers not come from devs? I always thought it’s some devs who want to move up to managers
@K-ASS you'll be surprised.
boombodies15Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on? Ma...
boombodies27Manager: Why aren’t you working? Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out. Man...
boombodies19Manager: How come the intern does way more tickets than you? Dev: Because you told me to only give him the ea...
Dev: I'm going to a engineering and robotics seminar this weekend
Manager: Stupid. Waste of time.
Dev: I also got invited to go to a 2 day tech and innovation conference
Manager: Another a stupid waste of time.
Dev: The CEO's son invited me and is paying for it, he said he thought it would be interesting to me.
Manager: ...Well as long as it's not on company time
Dev: It is on company time, I won't have time for tickets
Manager: WHAT!? YOU HAVE TO SAY NO, WE ARE BUSY!! WE CAN'T NOT HAVE YOU FOR 2 DAYS.
Dev: Duely noted you said that and you think the whole idea is stupid. Take it up with him I already RSVP'd yes.