sam9669

7y

Cortana, please open Firefox.
>okay, anon
Cortana, type in browser "Cortana rule 34"
>O....Okay sure anon
Cortana, open that first link.
>...This link is...uh...Not safe for...
OPEN IT.
>y-yes, anon
Cortana, download every image you see and save it in a folder called "I am a dirty girl"
>why,anon? Why are you ....
Don't make me install gentoo
>Saving files
Who's a dirty little girl ?
>I.....I am anon

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/g/ or /b/

Ranter

Comments

37

chadd17

4666

7y

This is my favorite post I've ever seen. Anywhere.
12

MissDirection

7588

7y

Lmao
8

A-C-E

5721

7y

What the hell
27

ThoughtfulDev

1615

7y

And i googled it... Wtf
8

Gaetano96

2283

7y

This is kinda lewd x3
11

coffeedrinker

460

7y

You sir are more disturbing than me :D congrats pal!
1

devrocket

1461

7y

@Shonen I made the same mistake too
2

danielstaleiny

392

7y

Why is she blue ?
15

iSwimInTheC

42059

7y

@Gaetano96 confirmed
5

RiderExMachina

5135

7y

Fairly certain this was /g/, OP. I have the screencap on my computer somewhere....
1

Jeremiahlukus

581

7y

@Shonen yep I did the same TIL what rule 34 is.
0

Midnight-shcode

4711

7y

... like this NSFW is done...
... NOT.
*yoda chuckling*
1

ewpratten

9941

7y

@jerome724 and you know what that sounds like because..?
0

moolsbytheway

633

7y

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaoooo. wtf killed me 😂😂😂
10

DewWisp

741

7y

"don't make me install gentoo"
I lol'd
10

Mizz141

7652

7y

@Shonen

Rulesoftheinternet.com

Rule 34 There is porn of it NO exceptions
4

d4ng3r0u5

4663

7y

Imagined her as a cute anime girl while reading this. I'm not even into anime.
4

qw3rty

1939

7y

Wait for hentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0

Gaetano96

2283

7y

@iSwimInTheC
Lewd is good ://3c
1

watzon

4636

7y

Posted this on reddit for ya ;) https://reddit.com/r/funny/...
0

sam9669

25127

7y

@dev0urer thanks anon
1

evilmupp3t

1556

7y

@danielstaleiny she originates from the halo game series, where she's an AI represented by a blue hologram.
0

sam9669

25127

7y

@-c-- 2 rules ?
11

tahnik

39092

7y

"Microsoft shuts down Cortana for unknown reasons"
0

Glitched

67

7y

..I'm crying tears of both disgust and as a result of cackling like an old witch..
2

Nitin1607

1483

7y

😂😂😂you made it u r bitch😂😂😂
2

Cyanite

8604

7y

@jerome724

Hentai watcher confirmed.
2

Cyanite

8604

7y

@d4ng3r0u5

Anime is life.

Go watch Noragami~
0

ausername

4661

7y

Cortana, the sister of Reek
0

bash-apprentice

2440

7y

No anon-sama, yamate!

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