I typically stop reading recruiter emails when I get to the word anal.

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

I wrote an azure web job to screen scrape a specific page of disneystore.com and send me an email if an Elsa dress was in stock so I could buy it for my daughter. This dress would be available for literally seconds at a time.

The almost sexual vibe of this recruiters email.

You and I don’t know each other but it looks like you are into PHP and MySQL. I dig guys like you and have a few friends that would to. I have a client that is looking for a PHP Developer in Orlando FL."
If anyone else is looking to hook up with me you should be forewarned, I am not into PHP or MySQL.

When the dev sitting next to you wont stop browsing devrant.

I recently started going super minimal. My attention span can't handle multiple monitors.

When you get into a fairly heated debate with a fellow Dev only to realize you are both just agreeing with each other loudly. @manframe

"The Bachmanity Insanity" rises again... 😎

What an amazing finale... Can't wait for Season 4.

That moment when the bug you are trying to troubleshoot isn't a bug but rather the result of a feature you wrote that actually fucking works!

Been on a fairly large project for the past two months. Been getting more and more productive and confident with each sprint! Always informed that I’m doing fine. Left a four hour task in progress for a day or so while tending to a PR which had been pending for a week and a half and was currently under review. Removed from the project due to issues with velocity.

Being forced to leave the serenity of my home office where I'm happy and not riddled with depression to work from an open work space with long shared desks. I can't effing wait!

Updated a lotus notes task not knowing that it would execute when saved. Emailed 3k people.

I need to wait for another year again to watch Silicon Valley. Ughhh!!!

When youre a-hole coworker who sits next to you complains that you don't come into the office early enough for his taste.

When you have to spend your Saturday night supporting an application downtime with @dmartin.

When you get to work at 8:45 to appease the jerk who sits next to you and watch him stroll in at 9:35...

Bachmanity capital

When your latest explosion of brilliance breaks your last!...undo

When the dev who sits next to you gets the same glasses and new job as you!

You have to read this as Bill Hader's Stefon character.

"Yes yes yes yes yes. It's that thing where you said something was an issue three hours ago but was confirmed to not be the issue but turns out to be the issue."

None of them are cool! They are all work!

C'mon, this is devrant. Let's not candy coat it.