Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

Easy: Switching the apple magic mouses around the office, then enjoy the caos.

Why? 😪

...specifying type of shell is important...

Why the fuck why are tslint and prettier are always sucking their dicks and fuck each others asses.

Do you know this moment when you think:.... 🤔 They have millions of downloads, why do I bother formatting my code so much. Mabye all this people are smarter and saving so much time.

Then you set up eslint and prettier adjusting 10000k rules just to find eslint and prettier five minutes later in one file fucking their asses again how to indent on save😠😱

waiting since an hour for clang and llvm to build on Mac. so difficult to upgrade c++4.2 to c++11.

QA to Android Dev : "the app just force closed"
Android Dev : giving a Darth Vader look pretending to use the force.
QA : "won't work on me, i have the FORCE CLOSE"