Finally closed an Epic that was started on April of 2019 to migrated everyone off the old Jenkins server. Finally completed, nearly a year later and under a different project manager and director.

My passwords are so secure, they want to talk about sex with me.

make love not hate

make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.

Today our customer tried to change the log dir of Kafka. Too bad he did not change the intended log4j.log, instead he changed the log.dir where kafka writes his data.

He basically tried to change the tires at 180km/h at the Autobahn. Only god knows how he managed to get the tires off. After that he slided a kilometer on his rims and wondered why the car wouldn't drive anymore.

Consumers fucked, Topics fucked and Producers fucked

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Rubberduck code review

Today I build a box.
With a beautiful lid.
I wanted to put something in my box.
I forgot the case.

My reaction when I tried to put values in an uninitialized list. 😫