That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

State of my life:

Opened a fortune cookie but no fortune was inside.

"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work" ~Fortune Cookie

Fortune cookie is trying to tell me to enjoy my dinner and step away from work for a little bit.

My fortune cookie..

If you're riding ahead of the herd. Look back once in a while to make sure it's still there.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

I waa pretty sure fortune cookies were getting weirder... but seriously, it's gotten THIS bad? Not a fortune, nor a proverb, just a one-liner on political finance?

Just seems extra messed up that you can now be prompted to discuss national debt via fortune cookie from chinese take-out. We do owe the most to china afterall. Yet fortune cookies are invented by us(and typically one of the few things produced stateside). Just seems extra off...

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.