My rubber-ducky helper...

you got a problem

you decide to use multithreads

two problems now you have!

Well... Then I'll ride for free I guess...

Who is the brain-damaged engineer at Samsung that decided that a capacitive touch buttons on an induktion cooktop is the way to go. As soon a waterdrop falls on any button the stove goes "FUCK IT, I'M OUT" and shut itselfs off for about 30 seconds.

How wonderful when you have 4 different pots that must have different temperatures and you must use each [+] - button sequentially because the idiot engineer was to lazy to make the input be able to handle several buttons at once!

Stupid idiot engineer and QA department!

#ifndef DEBUG
#define true (rand() % 5)//happy debuging
#endif

What do you do when you have no motivation at all?

After work... BEER!

(That is all!)

<updating Visual Studio 2022 in virtual environment>
VS: now done, you have to restart your computer
<restarts computer>
<starts VS2022>
VS: nice that you are using an update, we want you to log into your M$ account
VS: here is a window where you can log in
<uses window to login with email+pwd>
VS: YOUR ORGANIZATION NEEDS TO UPDATE THE BROWSER, IT'S TOO OLD!!! ARRGGGGGHHHHH
...

This is for the swedish: I saw a while ago a dialog in Adobe Acrobat where the title was: "Närmaste nerladdning chef". (~"Closest downloading boss")

Probably auto translated from "Closest downloading manager"

When you are fed up with buggy API:s:

bool m_HasRecordBeenStarted_becauseIAudioPlayerIsStupidAndReturns1InGetPlaybackLengthWithNoSound;

I'm feeling stupid because I have a hard time understanding ASP.NET core identity togheter with OpenIdDict server... ARGGGHHh

I have just declared the following bool flag:

bool m_HasRecordBeenStarted_becauseIAudioPlayerIsStupidAndReturns1InGetPlaybackLengthWithNoSound;

FML