So ... Facebook somehow found out I used a 'fake' rear name and forced me to switch it back ...

So now they can again sell my data, and I am again haunted by stupid ads I don't want ...

Fucking Zuckerberg!!!!

So my friend was browsing through his facebook.. and this is the gold he found

What the fuck is up with this fucking tour bus company called Akdeniz?
These fucking retards want me to login to instagram etc. to get wifi access. Like wtf. Is not my 30 TL not enough?
Are you really going to save my login data for a few TL? Why would you dipshit people want me to login with my social media account (besides of that I do not even have an Instagram account. Miss me with that gay shit.)
I do not have a fucking fuckbook and a twittermyass.
I hope y'all fucking die by sucking my long ass dick, incompetent braindeads!

Great... Now I'm beginning to get empty Facebook notifications. Time to uninstall I guess, because this is fucking annoying!

Facebook _royally_ fucked us. I work in publishing and when Fuckbook pulled and refocused their resources elsewhere, we're left high and dry. And to think, these companies (including Google) would wine and dine you, give you tours and food at their regional and local HQs to make you feel "important", and how important the "partnership" will be for both. In my country, social media penetration is above 80% and Fuckbook is king. Thanks to these assholes, we lost half of our traffic and dipping due to readers avoiding news altogether. Google, doing it's usual thing, pushing AMP then abandoning it. Fuck these assholes.

FFS, fucking Fuckbook and their fucking new wall system

I have posts from pages I am particularly not interested in at all (ie, all pages I see), I get a post with the recent Khimbho app story, I proceed to hide all posts from this page, and keep scrolling. The fucking next post is, guess what, another one with the Khimbho thingy, from another page. Hidden again. I have 4-5 more posts like these on my wall, among other posts which I also hide.

I then close my FB tab, and when later on I come back on it:

"ÜBERHOT WHOOPY CONTENT: KHIMBHO APP WAS TAKEN DOWN FROM THE PLAY STORE"

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<take a deep breath>
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STFU GET OFF MY LIFE FUCKING RUBBISH SPAMMY FUCKPAGE TURD CRAP SHOVE YOUR WALL UP YOUR RECTUM AND THROUGH YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND REPEAT UNTIL YOU'RE TRANSFORMED INTO A FUCKING PILE OF MESS READY TO BE THROWN IN A TRASHCAN SO YOUR CORPSE WILL BECOME HOME TO A SPECIAL BREED OF FLIES THAT WILL HUNT DOWN PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE

Man I'm pissed.

I'm done with Face Book. It is more like FUCKBOOK. I get nasty shit sent to me every day. I report porn shit and that doesn't go against there community standards but I call someone a BITCHBOY for posting nasty shit to my friend and I get a 30 ban. FUCK YOU FACE BOOK. I'm done with your double standard. I guess the pussy and porn videos that doesn't go against there community standards are paid accounts.