Hope I don't jinx myself, but I've only worked 8 hours today. I haven't done that since I started 5 months ago...

I would like to proclaim my utmost love and respect to a programming language and one of its framework.

This language/framework combo was so beautiful that during development I had fantasies about it coming to life as the women I want to marry. I genuinely felt love in my heart to her. I even felt butterflies in my stomach thinking about her!

But I'm worried I might jinx it. So I'm not gonna name it.

I love you.

Wanted to add some personality to my desk at the office and decided to bring a Jinx (from League of Legends) figurine for it.

When I arrive and open my bag I get really sad due to finding said figurine with its head decapitated during transport. 😭😭😭

A couple of days ago I posted here about getting finally getting a job and being really fucking happy.

Someone posted saying people who talk like that will be fucked soon.

Now I'm sitting here at the ER waiting for a doctor to drain my anal abscess..

Enchance programs with messy code just leaves you speechless. Anyone?