thinking deep meta

Thanks java

classes

I'm replacing my all t-shirts with this one

CEO: You are hired to solve the problem for the company, not to create new problems
Me: You are the problem.

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

What do computers and air conditioners have in common ---- They both become useless when you open windows

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

Hate it when girls are NP-Hard to get

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

.project-managers { display: none; }

If (currentTime != night){
doNothing();
} else{
getShitDone();
}

While(work){
Cry();
}

Just a

try {
adult()
} catch (e) {
backToBed()
}

Kind of day

old commodore 64 basic:
10 print fuck
20 goto 10

Sorry for this post

When you leave your code overnight with a bug and come back in the morning to see it somehow starts working

How I feel about CS diplomas

In a family with multiple IT people, we rock-paper-scissors to see who has to fix what 😄

Hired me on Upwork, now the deadline is coming near and he is too busy to answer any of my attempts to get response...

Java... 😑

Sending a well typed professional email to your boss, but receiving a:

Sure thing

Dave

Sent from my iPhone

The Sys Admin limited everyone's access on an application through the admin panel. He forgot I have access to the database and I now have full access 😂

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

"A programmer is not a pc-repair man"

Swift let's you use most Unicode characters as variable names. But that doesn't mean you should do it.

I just found this in the code base:

let π = M_PI

FML

programming fact.....
long time ago ,
the people who sacrificed their love,family,sleep,food,laughter and other joys of life were called
"saints"

now they are called "programmers"

Coworker: Oh, I couldn't find my Excel file, can you help me to find it?
Me: What is your file name?
Coworker: The file created long time ago, I forgot my file name. But I open it yesterday.
Me: Ok, let's check open recent. (It's surprisingly empty)
Coworker: Yeah, I cleared it just before you arrived. I thought clearing the recent item, will show older items.
Me: ...Ok, let's do a search on all Excel items, which drive did you save your file?
Coworker: I don't remember.
Me: (After search) There are 1000 Excel files. You can start from eliminating the items you remember and ultimately you will find your file. That's all I can help.
Coworker: @x$(/"! ?!

There always a forgetful coworker around me that thinks I am a magician.

We're good here, let's push it to prod.

been solving a bug for almost 2 hours and i have just solved it by turning the incoming data into string. damn it