I'm never making fun of people who go to Stack Overflow for answers ever again.

I mean, have you guys seen this? A leap-second causing 100% CPU use in MySQL, and a dude figures it out like it was nothing, and provides a quick solution!

https://stackoverflow.com/a/...

Fuck today. Today may die in a corner, preferrably in agonizing pain.

Beer, I love you right now ❤

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

IRC forever 😂

Once a day, take some time to read your colleagues' commits.

You will see how they work, you will learn how they solve problems, you will understand their flow and you will know more and more parts of the code base.

Favorite weather condition for working?

I like heavy rain and low temperatures :D

Can someone explain to me why there is so much hate on PHP circulating?

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

It's not a bug, it's a feature! -Cit

My project manager sent this to me today.

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

When a client reaches out to me, I'm like:

404 Fucks Not Found. This is not the web developer you're looking for.

Pair programming to refactor someone else's code.

PHP script life cycle

P.S.: 😜

I find this very true xD

#ProgrammerLife

everyone knows the boss 😁😏

"It is the worst kind of unprofessional behaviour to simply code from a spec without understanding why that spec makes sense to the business"

My life...every day.

Those dang variables lol

The server is down!

Debugging AJAX is one of the most shitty tasks that exist in the world of Web Development.

Lol :)

When somebody tells you a URL and starts by saying "H" "T" "T" "P" ":" "/" "/"

Don't fall for it.