Ever have an issue you easily know how to fix while still having exactly 0 patience for it on a monday morning

O(oh).....

I always thought EMACS-Users worship the dark Lord Cuthulu.

Just saying

Here are the best ML memes from /r/programmingHumour

Emails from windows@microsoft.com show up as a phishing scam in Outlook. Huh.

Yeah, fuck gravity xD

S: Do you want to hear a UDP joke?
C: Yes I would like to hear a UDP joke.
S: ...
S: ...
C: ...?...?...?
S: Well I don't care if you get it!

User: "Hello, I'd like to hear a torrent joke".
Tracker: "I will refer you to people who can tell you a torrent joke"
Peer1: "Why d"
Peer2: "cken "
Peer3: "road?"
Peer4: "id th"
Peer3: "cross"
Peer1: "e chi"
Peer5: " the"

Peer2: "the o"
Peer4: "To ge"
Peer1: "side."
Peer5: "ther"
Peer2: "t to"

Are you really that lazy to not put the actual email?

Everyone should buy this...

Well, this is not my cup of tea..