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I'm the beefiest whale ever to live, if you wanna contest that, meet me where all Beefywhales are born into this world.
Skills

Python, JavaScript, Java, C++.
Location

Texas

Joined devRant on 10/30/2017

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Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

joke/meme the matrix linux

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Should I tell him?

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Ah, yes. The C++++ programming language.

joke/meme c++

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Happy Halloween!

joke/meme

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Friend: can you take a look at my code, there’s this bug that I’m having trouble with.

Me: yea sure.

Friend shows me IntelliJ with the default white theme...

Me: WTF man, my eyes are burning.

Never looking at his code again. At least until he changes to a dark theme.

rant

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5 likes and I’ll merge /dev/null into master

joke/meme

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Not a devDuck or a stress ball but here is my debugging buddy: a silicone mochi pig :3

random debugging buddy mochi animal

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Windows 10 unlock the real power of your computer!!!

joke/meme

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4:04

Sleep not found.

undefined error am 404 pun puns jokes joke

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Please don't be back..

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EMOJI CODE FTW!

joke/meme emojicode scratch

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I turned myself into a rant Morty, I'm rant Rick!

joke/meme wubba lubba dub pickle einstein morty rick

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Got commissioned to write a simple js function. Drafted in python. Changed up some variable names while translating, but forgot to change one, and changed another to the old name... Spent a week trying to find the bug in a 30 line piece of js that worked perfectly in python. FML

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