It would be nice if everybody could just leave me the FUCK alone and let me work.
Goddammit!

My fiancé gave me and my son this for December!! She gets me❤
🎅

Lotus Notes anyone?

Me and tech coworker opens office front door. Another coworker starts ranting how he accidentally hit som key combo and started some speech synthesis feature in Windows. Me and tech coworker both declared we had never heard of that feature before.
Ten minutes goes by, then muggle coworker comes by asking for help to turn it off. Tech coworker Googles solution in literally 6 seconds on the phone without even stopping the conversation we had going on when muggle interrupted.

How is it that muggles haven't found out that the Internet contains stuff?! And that it's searchable!!

Gaaaahhh

Pro tip when working on colleague's dirty computer! Even touchpad works!

Sweet, sweet weekend. :)
Now that I'm done working for money, it's time for ... CS studies assignments! Yay!
(A friend once told me jokingly I was a sucker for pain. I'm inclined to agree now.)

The effect of too much rubber duck debugging.

Can we just appreciate for a second how @dfox is active in his own community, both in support and as a user? I've seen like a dozen posts today of "dfox ++'d my post on my new account", my own included.

Best OP

If only the people knew how much anger devrant was saving them from.

I hate reactive management.

It's when your boss instills fake urgency every time a client asks for something close to impossible, or <x> competitor is doing something in a different way he deems the best.

Everything must be dropped, the sprint put on hold, fuck requirements, everybody has to do overtime, why are you not contributing?, why are you going home when you have to?, fuck do I care you have a 1 hour commute - this <y> thing has to be made by sunrise tomorrow or it's a showstopper.

And it's never a showstopper. 90% of the time the feature gets dropped one-two months down the line.

Does anyone actually fucking know how certs and provisioning profiles work for large iOS teams without using the cancerous auto provision checkbox? Are we all just fucking it up all the time??

I use the word 'instance' way too much in my everyday life.

Been asked to fix a printer too often.

The Business forgot to list a requirement and now want raise its absence as a defect...

I now value mechanical keyboards.

Hi, guys. My name is Brian and I'm a HTML programmer.

I've looked for web app on fiverr. I realized that people have no idea about what is a web app

Holding the power button to shut down your computer feels like you're choking someone to death.

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

New boss just gave me access to pluralsight, and i'm loving it! Can't wait to get going this fall. 😀

So I just got let go because there was not enough work to keep me full time. Yet my manager was farming out dev work to a 3rd party developer... Fml

That feeling when projects start moving forward after mindlessly arguing about them the past 30 days.

This is the laptop on which I </code >

Where's the BIKE bitch !!!!????

Aren't lambda expressions just the most frustrating thing sometimes? But how can you not love them when they get the job done in one-liners? 😍

I’m so excited
Brought iOS Developer Enrollment yesterday and can’t wait aaaaa

😂😂😋

Fixing a parents iPhone, episode 1.

Problem: "Whatsapp is gone off my phone"

Debugging:

Me: *unlocks phone and sees whatsapp*, it's right here.

Mam: no, I no that I can't see my messages.

Me: ok, that is definitely not what "whatsapp is gone off my phone means".

*opens whatsapp*
*inside add contact screen*

App seems ok, your trying to add a contact?

Mam: that's a problem, whenever I open it I only see that page.

Me: *taps cancel button with shocked face*

Mam: omg there's my messages, how did you do that?

Me: ... ... ... I tapped the very easy to see, large cancel button in the top right hand corner.

Mam: but why was it opened there?

Me: *looks at opened message from unknown number*

If I was to hazard a guess, now stay with me on this one as it's a bit complex. I think ... I THINK ... you clicked the "add to contacts" button on the screen in front of you.

I am suspicious of one thing though.

Mam: what's that?

Me: how you managed to click the add contacts button, and when brought to the add contacts screen, you assume the app is broken.

Mam: oh will you **** off you sarcastic little ****. Thank you very much.

Me: no prob, 4 year computer science course put to great use.

So glad it has a name....

Noisy co-workers are driving me insane 😁