While everyone else is working, I took vacation for the whole December. Turns out, that was a brilliant move!

I stroll 20+km every day in this beautiful, puffy scenery.

'I don't want to push this commit yet'

Proceeds to write commit title and presses push.

'Wait, fuck ..'

why is december so hellish

I can't even deal with this. We just deployed a new update to our system, and everything was going smoothly. And then, out of nowhere, we started getting a bunch of error messages and user complaints.

Why do these things always happen? We spent hours trying to figure out the source of the problem, and it turns out it was because we didn't do enough testing before the deployment. Are you kidding me?

I know that testing can be time-consuming, but seriously, this is ridiculous. It's frustrating when something like this happens, especially when we're under a tight deadline. And to make matters worse, we had to roll back the deployment and start all over again. I just want to throw my computer out the window.

Uuuugghhh!

Tweet: Angular is slow.

Response:
vdom is worse than angular.

Then why not fix the stupid change detection strategy, broken form type/validations, late subscription bugs.

"Angular is for enterprise app".
This sentence means nothing.

Wtf angular community is so toxic

https://twitter.com/mgechev/status/...

GitHub is horrible. It takes the "de" away from the "decentralized" aspect of Git. Also, don't forget the part of the TOS that says Microsoft has all rights to your code regardless of license.

It’s so unbelievable how dumb some people are - I’m on the side of adding logic to primary school programs before they start math.

(Time to actually code feature + time to debug it + time for unit tests to pass/add) * 1.5

Works great in my case unless there are some big major road blocks

I-FUCKING-LOVE-DEVRANT!!!!!!

I love you guys! ♥️

He’s sentient!

$ sudo su
“I am root 🌱”

How to not lose your shit when someone disagrees with you ... Asking for a friend

Just saw someone use Bing unironically as their main search engine. They have a masters in computer science.
Equal parts horrified and kinda tempted to study them like a creature

navigation bar,,🥰🥰

How'd I know if I'm a good programmer or just good at googling.