"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

git everywhere

It's a merge conflict

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

When the team isn't holding anymore

To the new devs:
Never push production on friday

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

Hell yeah

I know all the git commands:
- git status
- git add
- git commit
- git push

"Sir, it compiles"

"Push"

"But Sir, what about debugging?"

"I said push"

"But shouldn't we..."

"PUSH THE GOD DAMN CODE"

git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Pull before push :)

8am. Fire alarm. Git push!

Hey everyone - I just wanted to update our Android users on the push notification crash that has been occurring.

The good news is the issue should be fixed in the update I just pushed out (should be available in the Google Play Store within a few hours). We apologize for the crashes and thank everyone for their patience.

I'm still looking in to what actually happened here. Our GCM library hasn't been updated in a while and all of a sudden a specific case started failing. I'll continue to look in to how that seemingly happened with no changes in the app. Some other users of the library started experiencing the same issue.

When we push directly to production

Thank you dear mr. boss for fucking up our master branch by adding local changes to a 2 months outdated master branch (250 FUCKING COMMITS BEHIND), pull the remote and then just push without resolving any conflicts!!!1!!!

But thank you so much for sending me an email at 10pm asking me to resolve the conflicts.

It is 3 in the morning and it took 1 hour to get it clean.

Sometimes I want to break some necks...

Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

When I push on the wrong branch

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

In case of fire...

Whenever I see a door that says push, I pull first to prevent conflicts.

alias yolo="git push --force"

When you see your commit history..

I just joined a company where all push to master branch. 🙄

Jusssttt in case anything goes wrong over the weekend I got a team of developers on standby...

Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

Me: Push... peek... push.... Pop...
Husband: What are you doing?

Agree? xD

Force Push Pitfalls😏

Git fetch, get pull, git push, git merge, git clone, git stash

Push frequency is not a measure of productivity.

Don't forget to Git commit

Emergency code push the gas station!

Lesson of the day: Never ever force push to fucking master.

That moment when you sit down at your PC and realize you forgot to push your latest commit from your laptop.

Git push, Git commit, Run 😎😋

$ git push --force origin master

push -f

Went into bed with peace in mind. Updated my website and everything working perfectly. Tonight I'll have a good sleep.

Jumped from bed all of a sudden :

GIT COMMIT! GIT PUSH!

- Hey it's lunch time!
- Yeah let me push these changes...
- No! You'll do it later.
- But, it will take 2 minutes!
- NO! WE'RE HAVING LUNCH NOW.

Windows crashes ._.

Visa cards are broken across most of Europe... Sounds like someone pushed on a Friday...

You much push your code before you die 😂😂

So I was playing Formula 1 game and I heard “push, push, push” from the engineer while leaving pit-lane.

I immediately closed game and started “git push”

Never forget to pull & push

!rant

Just pushed commit #512 today.
Was a huge refactoring effort which went sooooo smoothly <3
Pull from parent branch without merge conflicts <33
No issues with deployment <333
AND i'm now on vacation 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈
Things are perfect

Don't ever ever forget to push before leaving office.
I repeat : Don't ever ever forget to push!
Sends app to client.
At home and decides to check if the changes actually worked just to realize it crashes because i forgot to comment out my dummy test data.

*On a bus back to the office at midnight*

Everytime I see one of my mates use git push force...

git pull
git push
git pull
git push
git merge XY
git release vNewBaby

My friend and I were watching a documentary about Salmon. He suddenly starts to giggle and I ask him whats up.

Friend: Why do salmon suck at version control?

Me: why?

F: because they always git push force upstream 😂😂😂

git dammit

when you push to master by mistake

As we may all messed up a (git) repo at the begininng, do you know the surge of adrenalin right before pushing your committed changes or merging branches?

Right-Click > Push to Production...

guy add proposal.txt;
git commit -m "Wish me luck";
git push

He forgot to push!

It really irritates me when people don't use gitignore and just push any shit.

My team lead force pushed to master. This guys always complains when we merge PRs with wip or fixup commits and he just did it himself and tried to cover it up doing a rebase on the master branch.

Good job fucking up everyone. 👍

Night before flying internationally includes the following checklist:

- check VPN works, can access frontend sites and hit the backend
- git push

the moment when you remember you forgot to push

$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f

... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.

Woohoo! Fire alarm is going off!

"Just push it to prod, it's just a small change" - team lead 😶

Here we go.. 3.. 2.. 1.. F***CCCK!!

When your internet speed is so fucking slow, you can't even git push 😢

When you ditch the QA and push the changes to production server.

ever `git push` and have an "oh shit" moment?

When I push the code into the prod and it works as expected...

I closed the lid of my laptop and went for a lunch. When I came back the damn machine wouldn't start and I realised I didn't push anything to github today so wish me luck recovering data from the drive.

(At least lunch was good.)

"Just push to production"

When there is a conflict, a jedi uses the force!

git push -f 😂

`git push origin master --force`

Why bother testing if you can just push to production

What in fuck!!! Production better not break, cause I can't push and pull shit.

What happens when you push corn into a stack?

git push --force...🔥

"How did the last push to prod go?"

*git push*

"There are 27 unresolved merge conflicts"

Hey boss, I see you are on a rampage with those trello cards, they all flying to the done list... How about you push to gitlab at least once a week too?

You gonna have to deal with the conflicts alone you dumb fuck :)

Debuggers are for pussies real men use print("aa") everywhere.

Ok, sorry.
I'll go now

Embarrassing moment:

Needed to deliver apk urgent urgently​ for push notification testing. I was unable to receive push token. Code is right in every way. Couldn't figured out in 15min. Lead comes to my seat and asks what's issue. And hey suddenly I figured it out. It was my wifi closed.. Bullshit 😬😠

git add .
git commit -m "hello there!"
git push origin dev-rant

git push --force origin master

git push origin master --force

Push to master without testing...
Source: commitstrip.com

When your peer dev is ++'ing your shit on devRant instead of git pushing the project so you can work on it too 😒 @filipe095

Git Push...

People who commit and push everything without checking the diff 😤

The millisecond after the ENTER you realise you are pushing directly to master. Now you are trying to abort (just did it)

The first push got rejected so I had to use the Windows equivalent sudo command instead

Just push it

git push --theLimits

when you're getting mad..
alias yolo='git push --force'

Recently someone from QA came to me yelling "Why did you push to master? You have a feature branch for these changes..."

I replied "Indeed. Coincidently it's called 'master' "

git add .
git commit -m "updates"
git push origin master

How to fail (successfully):

Build your startup with Firebase.

We changed the requirements...

My first post is not a rant. This is initial commit. git push -a -muthafaka

First push at my new work - buildbreaker...

When you leave project without commit and push! 🙈😬

Commit, push and here starts the weekend 👌😬😍

Remember kids, clear out any login credentials before doing git commit and git push!

/smacks himself

"git push -f" be like 🙈

When you find you didn't push the work you did at home the other day.

Don't push to production on a Friday afternoon.

thanks to git I get to exercise every day.. I push constantly

*reviewing huge PR in the morning

Me: What is worse than a PR with 71 file changes

Friend: A PR with 89 file changes that has 20 merge conflict

Me: fair enough

git commit -m "fixed some problems"
git push -f

git push -f master

A training exercise for people who won't push their code.

Race to git push -u origin master

git branch maintenance.

Because certain people like to push to master.

literally every

`git push --force origin master`

So I set up push notifications from my Raspberry Pi to my Android phone, to know when exim sent a mail locally.
The easy part was the actual push notifications.
The more tedious part turned out to be looking for a way to send a notification for each mail.
After some research, Procmail seemed to be the only fitting tool to pass info to a command (in order to give the push notification some content so I know what's up)

In the middle of everything, I managed to fuck up exim system-wide, so mails didn't work, which was fucking great of course...

The magic receipt is this:
:0 c
| ${NOTIFY} -t "Pi mail: $SUBJECT"

Anyway, this is the result (using a test mail by mdadm + an actual degraded array I am still waiting on replacement drives for):

Yet another update to push bugs🙄🙄

Mom: it's time to go!
Me:
$ git commit -m "I have to go"
$ git push
I'm ready!

Accidentaly deleted the development branch and did a force push....

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?
- HTTP/2 Push who?
- That's a pun without a punchline

- HTTP/2 Push

If I push first... they will have to merge. xD

git push —force

"Bro, do you even git push?"

git commit -m "some fucking message"
git push

When you push seemingly harmless untested code to production server which breaks the whole application...

Ok guys, its a Sunday afternoon. Who is hustling like me right now? I'll do whatever it takes to create my own business and depend on myself 👊

I regret lots of wasted time playing games. I should have used all of that time to escape the rat race 💪
No one wants to become a high paid slave forever.

-2 mins to weekend, getting ready for a Friday rage push.
Checkout master? Done. Staged everything? Done. Impersonating boss with git credentials? Done.
120 sec to push.
119...
118...
117...

To push? Or not to push?? xDDDDD

Cafe like this is where productivity push in

git push origin master --force

We're good here, let's push it to prod.

Thank god it's Friday, y'all know what what means; git push -f

Just remembered that I forgot to push all day's work..
Now my scumbag brain is going to keep me awake all night thinking about all the shit that can go wrong...
Great

git push it to the limit!

Get it?

Always push to master...

Just turned off the PC and realized i forgot to commit and push

"git reset --hard HEAD~1" after push

Github IS DAMN DOWN ON FRIDAY MEN I NEED TO PUSH AND GO HOME.

Me: Is git male or female?
Friend: male.
Me: why?
Friend: it does all the pushing and pulling!
Me: Really? I think we push and pull into git.

When a female developer enters:
git push --force origin master

Microsoft pushes out an update more than we push _________.

Trust your imagination.

That is the way to do it...

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

Dammit!

Push push push

Race to 'git push' be like

Office door here is perfectly fit:

Pull - when you enter.
Push - when you leave.

Well done boys!

Fire alarm @ work and the first question i get:
"Did you push up the code" lol 😂

In case of Fire

Git Commit
Git Push
Exit Building!

$ git commit - -amend
$ git push -f origin master

I'm so tired, I tried to push code to GrubHub.

*fire alarm in dev office*

- git add
- git commit
- git push
- flee to safety

git push --force

Because I always push after every commit, when the slightest fuckup happens I just hard reset, commit again, and force push...

...even if it's just a typo in the commit message

$ git push --force origin master

I need help, my site said it's full so I have deleted everything in the media library but now all the images have gone!

Yes, thats its purpose!

Thank fuck it's Friday!

What can you do with people using so many times git force push ...

* explain gently this is not necessary
* punch him/her everytime you see it
* other stuff that is not in the above list

my code is working, should i push it? 😱 or should i wait?

There is this project where the develop branch is "discontinued" because this moron "finished" a feature that is all fucking broken and I could not figure out how to solve all those merge conflicts...

I just gave up and told my stupid boss who just nods and laughs at everything... If it ever comes up I'm gonna tell them to get the fucker to solve it.

Feeling rageful? Try this:
alias le='git'

Dear Apple,

You suck at push notifications. Please allow Google to do its good job (Firebase) without going through your servers.

Fuckingly pissed,
A programmer

How to get bad co-workers out of your company (if your company uses git and Linux)
Alias push to push --force

One small change to push before playback... what could go wrong? Everything... everything is going wrong.

Achievement of the day: breaking GitHub doing a forced push.
(Apparently I was able to create a kind of ghost commit that randomly appeared and disappeared from a pull request, plus other random errors 🤪)

In case of emergency:
git commit
git push
git out

I am so fucking drunk but still I ended up completing a task which is a feature request.... I have no idea how I did it... But it works in staging... That's what I remember.... Will see tomorrow.... I am also the tester in the hierarchy which starts and ends with me... I don't know whether this qualifies as a rant

Am I the only one that comes to the sad realization that if I wanna have a happy and healthy lifestyle I have to sleep a lot and avoid caffeine and do exercise on a daily basis and, on the other hand, if I wanna do all the things I'd like to do concerning software development (and hold a regular job) I have to sacrifice sleep, exercise and switch water to coffee?

`git push origin master --force`

Push the due date back

When I push to Master Branch

touch README, then add README, and commit me, until I can, push to, origin master.

Real men push to master and test in prod.

Ionic 1
For ionic push notification which is best
(1) Onesignal push notification
(2) Cordova plugin push notification
.?

git commit --amend --no-edit
git push -f

Committing code with the same commit message although you refactored several times and changed the structure

rm -rf *
git add .
git commit -m "Initial commit"
git push -f

Git push -u origin/master --force

Woke up 4am today to push my first iOS app. Took me three phucking hrs to realise apple is down! Their FUCKING dev stats website says all is green! Fuck u xcode

dev_storyV1.1 (without merge conflict)
Thief: Quick! Hand me your wallet and backpack
Dev: *hands over the empty wallet, takes laptop from bag, pulls from remote, pushes all the commits to remote, deletes local repo, puts laptop in bag, hands over the bag* Here you go mister *sighs*

git push --force

// Do not push to github
aweful_hack = failure(self)

TGIF & remember..

DO NO FUCKING PUSH TO PRODUCTION TODAY!
DO NOT FUCKING RELEASE A NEW VERSION OF THE CLIENT APP!
FUCK!!
have a nice weekend partners 🤗

git push
..
to master

Had a dream where I was giving update of my tasks at sprint planning meeting.

git push -f

Yep i love myself

Whenever i see a door with Push sign, I Pull first to avoid conflicts...

That moment when you finally push a release and one platform has a bug.

git push --all

git push -f --all origin

If you're having merge problems I feel bad for you son, you've got 99 problems but my branch ain't one!

That feeling when you've been on holidays for 15 days and the `$git pull origin master` take hours...

Coworker pushed some changes and gave me good reason to rant.
Here's my story:
I start implementing a new feature, senior reviews it and suggest some changes, which are actually good ideas. I continue developing and implement the suggested changes.
The next day, senior keeps working on outdated source and makes similar changes like i did on the day before. Just pushes it anyway and breaks fucking everything.
The api now contains redundant information.
My classes still exist, but aren't used anymore. Let's keep some redundant code in the project, because deleting it is so much work.
All the unit tests broke, but he just commented them out, so everything is green again. We have now 0 tests which actually do something in the project, but at least the build is green...

So I got my sister a new PC and being the thrifty (and masochistic) fuck I am, I thought I'd build it myself. I built the PC yesterday (side note: Stick to backplate coolers, Push-Pin is the bane of my existence, patience and fingers) and wanted to install Windows today.
I shit you not, I ran this godforsaken spawn of Satan of 'Windows Media Creator Tool' no less than 5 times with different USB sticks, different Ports, turned off AV and FW and as Administrator but stuff ain't working. After ~30min of downloading Windows each time, it always told me in usual Windows manner "Something went wrong", because who needs decent error messages anyway...

I've said it before but for the sake of new devs, never ever force push to fucking master.

It's time for weekend when you write push(shit); instead of push(sheet);

I won't push the documentation unless the guy pays me!