"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

git everywhere

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

When the team isn't holding anymore

To the new devs:
Never push production on friday

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

Hell yeah

I know all the git commands:
- git status
- git add
- git commit
- git push

Me: I should make a new branch.
Inner me: push to master.

"Sir, it compiles"

"Push"

"But Sir, what about debugging?"

"I said push"

"But shouldn't we..."

"PUSH THE GOD DAMN CODE"

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

Pull before push :)

8am. Fire alarm. Git push!

Hey everyone - I just wanted to update our Android users on the push notification crash that has been occurring.

The good news is the issue should be fixed in the update I just pushed out (should be available in the Google Play Store within a few hours). We apologize for the crashes and thank everyone for their patience.

I'm still looking in to what actually happened here. Our GCM library hasn't been updated in a while and all of a sudden a specific case started failing. I'll continue to look in to how that seemingly happened with no changes in the app. Some other users of the library started experiencing the same issue.

When we push directly to production

Thank you dear mr. boss for fucking up our master branch by adding local changes to a 2 months outdated master branch (250 FUCKING COMMITS BEHIND), pull the remote and then just push without resolving any conflicts!!!1!!!

But thank you so much for sending me an email at 10pm asking me to resolve the conflicts.

It is 3 in the morning and it took 1 hour to get it clean.

Sometimes I want to break some necks...

Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

When I push on the wrong branch

In case of fire...

alias yolo="git push --force"

Whenever I see a door that says push, I pull first to prevent conflicts.

When you see your commit history..

I just joined a company where all push to master branch. 🙄

In case of fire:

Git commit
Git push
Git out of building

Jusssttt in case anything goes wrong over the weekend I got a team of developers on standby...

Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

Me: Push... peek... push.... Pop...
Husband: What are you doing?

Force Push Pitfalls😏

Agree? xD

Don't forget to Git commit

Git fetch, get pull, git push, git merge, git clone, git stash

Emergency code push the gas station!

Git push, Git commit, Run 😎😋

That moment when you sit down at your PC and realize you forgot to push your latest commit from your laptop.

Lesson of the day: Never ever force push to fucking master.

$ git push --force origin master

push -f

Went into bed with peace in mind. Updated my website and everything working perfectly. Tonight I'll have a good sleep.

Jumped from bed all of a sudden :

GIT COMMIT! GIT PUSH!

- Hey it's lunch time!
- Yeah let me push these changes...
- No! You'll do it later.
- But, it will take 2 minutes!
- NO! WE'RE HAVING LUNCH NOW.

Windows crashes ._.

Visa cards are broken across most of Europe... Sounds like someone pushed on a Friday...

You much push your code before you die 😂😂

So I was playing Formula 1 game and I heard “push, push, push” from the engineer while leaving pit-lane.

I immediately closed game and started “git push”

Never forget to pull & push

!rant

Just pushed commit #512 today.
Was a huge refactoring effort which went sooooo smoothly <3
Pull from parent branch without merge conflicts <33
No issues with deployment <333
AND i'm now on vacation 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈
Things are perfect

Everytime I see one of my mates use git push force...

Don't ever ever forget to push before leaving office.
I repeat : Don't ever ever forget to push!
Sends app to client.
At home and decides to check if the changes actually worked just to realize it crashes because i forgot to comment out my dummy test data.

*On a bus back to the office at midnight*

guy add proposal.txt;
git commit -m "Wish me luck";
git push

git pull
git push
git pull
git push
git merge XY
git release vNewBaby

He forgot to push!

My friend and I were watching a documentary about Salmon. He suddenly starts to giggle and I ask him whats up.

Friend: Why do salmon suck at version control?

Me: why?

F: because they always git push force upstream 😂😂😂

Right-Click > Push to Production...

git dammit

when you push to master by mistake

It really irritates me when people don't use gitignore and just push any shit.

As we may all messed up a (git) repo at the begininng, do you know the surge of adrenalin right before pushing your committed changes or merging branches?

My team lead force pushed to master. This guys always complains when we merge PRs with wip or fixup commits and he just did it himself and tried to cover it up doing a rebase on the master branch.

Good job fucking up everyone. 👍

the moment when you remember you forgot to push

Night before flying internationally includes the following checklist:

- check VPN works, can access frontend sites and hit the backend
- git push

$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f

... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.

"Just push it to prod, it's just a small change" - team lead 😶

Woohoo! Fire alarm is going off!

Here we go.. 3.. 2.. 1.. F***CCCK!!

When your internet speed is so fucking slow, you can't even git push 😢

ever `git push` and have an "oh shit" moment?

When I push the code into the prod and it works as expected...

When you ditch the QA and push the changes to production server.

"Just push to production"

I closed the lid of my laptop and went for a lunch. When I came back the damn machine wouldn't start and I realised I didn't push anything to github today so wish me luck recovering data from the drive.

(At least lunch was good.)

Remember to push commits before reimaging the OS. 🤦‍♂️

When there is a conflict, a jedi uses the force!

git push -f 😂

`git push origin master --force`

Why bother testing if you can just push to production

What in fuck!!! Production better not break, cause I can't push and pull shit.

What happens when you push corn into a stack?

git push --force...🔥

"How did the last push to prod go?"

*git push*

"There are 27 unresolved merge conflicts"

Debuggers are for pussies real men use print("aa") everywhere.

Ok, sorry.
I'll go now

Embarrassing moment:

Needed to deliver apk urgent urgently​ for push notification testing. I was unable to receive push token. Code is right in every way. Couldn't figured out in 15min. Lead comes to my seat and asks what's issue. And hey suddenly I figured it out. It was my wifi closed.. Bullshit 😬😠

git add .
git commit -m "hello there!"
git push origin dev-rant

Hey boss, I see you are on a rampage with those trello cards, they all flying to the done list... How about you push to gitlab at least once a week too?

You gonna have to deal with the conflicts alone you dumb fuck :)

Push to master without testing...
Source: commitstrip.com

Git Push...

When your peer dev is ++'ing your shit on devRant instead of git pushing the project so you can work on it too 😒 @filipe095

git push origin master --force

The millisecond after the ENTER you realise you are pushing directly to master. Now you are trying to abort (just did it)

The first push got rejected so I had to use the Windows equivalent sudo command instead

People who commit and push everything without checking the diff 😤

Just push it

We changed the requirements...

when you're getting mad..
alias yolo='git push --force'

git push --theLimits

Recently someone from QA came to me yelling "Why did you push to master? You have a feature branch for these changes..."

I replied "Indeed. Coincidently it's called 'master' "

First push at my new work - buildbreaker...

My first post is not a rant. This is initial commit. git push -a -muthafaka

git add .
git commit -m "updates"
git push origin master

When you leave project without commit and push! 🙈😬

Commit, push and here starts the weekend 👌😬😍

When you find you didn't push the work you did at home the other day.

thanks to git I get to exercise every day.. I push constantly

Remember kids, clear out any login credentials before doing git commit and git push!

/smacks himself

Push frequency is not a measure of productivity.

git commit -m "fixed some problems"
git push -f

Don't push to production on a Friday afternoon.

*reviewing huge PR in the morning

Me: What is worse than a PR with 71 file changes

Friend: A PR with 89 file changes that has 20 merge conflict

Me: fair enough

"git push -f" be like 🙈

git branch maintenance.

Because certain people like to push to master.

A training exercise for people who won't push their code.

Accidentaly deleted the development branch and did a force push....

git push -f master

Well they took so long to push so I shipped anyway

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?
- HTTP/2 Push who?
- That's a pun without a punchline

- HTTP/2 Push

Race to git push -u origin master

literally every

`git push --force origin master`

Yet another update to push bugs🙄🙄

So I set up push notifications from my Raspberry Pi to my Android phone, to know when exim sent a mail locally.
The easy part was the actual push notifications.
The more tedious part turned out to be looking for a way to send a notification for each mail.
After some research, Procmail seemed to be the only fitting tool to pass info to a command (in order to give the push notification some content so I know what's up)

In the middle of everything, I managed to fuck up exim system-wide, so mails didn't work, which was fucking great of course...

The magic receipt is this:
:0 c
| ${NOTIFY} -t "Pi mail: $SUBJECT"

Anyway, this is the result (using a test mail by mdadm + an actual degraded array I am still waiting on replacement drives for):

Mom: it's time to go!
Me:
$ git commit -m "I have to go"
$ git push
I'm ready!

git push —force

git commit -m "some fucking message"
git push

If I push first... they will have to merge. xD

"Bro, do you even git push?"

Thank god it's Friday, y'all know what what means; git push -f

When you push seemingly harmless untested code to production server which breaks the whole application...

We're good here, let's push it to prod.

Cafe like this is where productivity push in

git push origin master --force

To push? Or not to push?? xDDDDD

git push it to the limit!

Get it?

-2 mins to weekend, getting ready for a Friday rage push.
Checkout master? Done. Staged everything? Done. Impersonating boss with git credentials? Done.
120 sec to push.
119...
118...
117...

Me: Is git male or female?
Friend: male.
Me: why?
Friend: it does all the pushing and pulling!
Me: Really? I think we push and pull into git.

Just turned off the PC and realized i forgot to commit and push

Always push to master...

Just remembered that I forgot to push all day's work..
Now my scumbag brain is going to keep me awake all night thinking about all the shit that can go wrong...
Great

Github IS DAMN DOWN ON FRIDAY MEN I NEED TO PUSH AND GO HOME.

"git reset --hard HEAD~1" after push

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

Push push push

Microsoft pushes out an update more than we push _________.

Trust your imagination.

In case of Fire

Git Commit
Git Push
Exit Building!

Office door here is perfectly fit:

Pull - when you enter.
Push - when you leave.

Well done boys!

Race to 'git push' be like

There is this project where the develop branch is "discontinued" because this moron "finished" a feature that is all fucking broken and I could not figure out how to solve all those merge conflicts...

I just gave up and told my stupid boss who just nods and laughs at everything... If it ever comes up I'm gonna tell them to get the fucker to solve it.

*fire alarm in dev office*

- git add
- git commit
- git push
- flee to safety

Dammit!

$ git commit - -amend
$ git push -f origin master

That is the way to do it...

I need help, my site said it's full so I have deleted everything in the media library but now all the images have gone!

Yes, thats its purpose!

Thank fuck it's Friday!

my code is working, should i push it? 😱 or should i wait?

$ git push --force origin master

Fire alarm @ work and the first question i get:
"Did you push up the code" lol 😂

What can you do with people using so many times git force push ...

* explain gently this is not necessary
* punch him/her everytime you see it
* other stuff that is not in the above list

git push --force

Because I always push after every commit, when the slightest fuckup happens I just hard reset, commit again, and force push...

...even if it's just a typo in the commit message

Feeling rageful? Try this:
alias le='git'

How to get bad co-workers out of your company (if your company uses git and Linux)
Alias push to push --force

One small change to push before playback... what could go wrong? Everything... everything is going wrong.

Dear Apple,

You suck at push notifications. Please allow Google to do its good job (Firebase) without going through your servers.

Fuckingly pissed,
A programmer

I am so fucking drunk but still I ended up completing a task which is a feature request.... I have no idea how I did it... But it works in staging... That's what I remember.... Will see tomorrow.... I am also the tester in the hierarchy which starts and ends with me... I don't know whether this qualifies as a rant

In case of emergency:
git commit
git push
git out

`git push origin master --force`

About to git push -f . May the force be with me

Am I the only one that comes to the sad realization that if I wanna have a happy and healthy lifestyle I have to sleep a lot and avoid caffeine and do exercise on a daily basis and, on the other hand, if I wanna do all the things I'd like to do concerning software development (and hold a regular job) I have to sacrifice sleep, exercise and switch water to coffee?

Push the due date back

When I push to Master Branch

touch README, then add README, and commit me, until I can, push to, origin master.

git push --force

Ionic 1
For ionic push notification which is best
(1) Onesignal push notification
(2) Cordova plugin push notification
.?

Real men push to master and test in prod.

Woke up 4am today to push my first iOS app. Took me three phucking hrs to realise apple is down! Their FUCKING dev stats website says all is green! Fuck u xcode

rm -rf *
git add .
git commit -m "Initial commit"
git push -f

git commit --amend --no-edit
git push -f

Achievement of the day: breaking GitHub doing a forced push.
(Apparently I was able to create a kind of ghost commit that randomly appeared and disappeared from a pull request, plus other random errors 🤪)

Committing code with the same commit message although you refactored several times and changed the structure

// Do not push to github
aweful_hack = failure(self)

dev_storyV1.1 (without merge conflict)
Thief: Quick! Hand me your wallet and backpack
Dev: *hands over the empty wallet, takes laptop from bag, pulls from remote, pushes all the commits to remote, deletes local repo, puts laptop in bag, hands over the bag* Here you go mister *sighs*

TGIF & remember..

DO NO FUCKING PUSH TO PRODUCTION TODAY!
DO NOT FUCKING RELEASE A NEW VERSION OF THE CLIENT APP!
FUCK!!
have a nice weekend partners 🤗

git push
..
to master

Yep i love myself

Whenever i see a door with Push sign, I Pull first to avoid conflicts...

That moment when you finally push a release and one platform has a bug.

Had a dream where I was giving update of my tasks at sprint planning meeting.

git push -f

I won't push the documentation unless the guy pays me!

+18 joke:
git push wife master
git fetch wife

So I got my sister a new PC and being the thrifty (and masochistic) fuck I am, I thought I'd build it myself. I built the PC yesterday (side note: Stick to backplate coolers, Push-Pin is the bane of my existence, patience and fingers) and wanted to install Windows today.
I shit you not, I ran this godforsaken spawn of Satan of 'Windows Media Creator Tool' no less than 5 times with different USB sticks, different Ports, turned off AV and FW and as Administrator but stuff ain't working. After ~30min of downloading Windows each time, it always told me in usual Windows manner "Something went wrong", because who needs decent error messages anyway...

git push -f --all origin

It's time for weekend when you write push(shit); instead of push(sheet);

If you're having merge problems I feel bad for you son, you've got 99 problems but my branch ain't one!

git push --all

Coworker pushed some changes and gave me good reason to rant.
Here's my story:
I start implementing a new feature, senior reviews it and suggest some changes, which are actually good ideas. I continue developing and implement the suggested changes.
The next day, senior keeps working on outdated source and makes similar changes like i did on the day before. Just pushes it anyway and breaks fucking everything.
The api now contains redundant information.
My classes still exist, but aren't used anymore. Let's keep some redundant code in the project, because deleting it is so much work.
All the unit tests broke, but he just commented them out, so everything is green again. We have now 0 tests which actually do something in the project, but at least the build is green...

I've said it before but for the sake of new devs, never ever force push to fucking master.

That feeling when you've been on holidays for 15 days and the `$git pull origin master` take hours...

I had a great dream last night of finally finishing a project I've been working on for too long and pushing to prod. I awoke to find magic doesn't exist and I still have to complete it. Saddest morning in a while.

push notifications are a bitch to setup and test. every single time