while(ass.good())

We use the best source control software, it allows build and deploy like no other, are you familiar with Visual Source Safe?

I don't know what's worse... That I'm old enough to know what that is; that I know how to use it; the question; or the fact that the maintenance of it stopped 12 years ago...

Time to hide an easter egg in my code

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

❎ Client not paid?
✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away

WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

When you leave your workstation unattended for five minutes.

I'm scrolling through devRant while in programming class; a win-win situation.

No, it's not a bug. It's an undocumented features.