Aww Adobe😝

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When your IDE is in dark mode but every webpage you visit has a white background... And alt-tabbing makes your eyes bleed.

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

real programmers

I love javascript. Never understood why people hate it. Javascript is love javascript is life :D

Pair programming with someone who uses the mouse for _everything_. Makes me go crazy.

Going through online course that uses a language with 1-based indexing. All those errors. Oh the horrors. :-S

My rubber duck, Emmet. :-D

My time as a Dev have given me deep mistrust of the following words;
Only
Just
simple
Quick
Easy

Any requirements, specs or feature files presented with the above words should immediately be deleted and/or burned if in hard copy.

I hate it when I open bootstrap.com for reference and I remember that it's getbootstrap.com, as bootstrap.com is owned by random company

The problem method calls into the...back-end framework!

The back-end framework was built on top of...the older framework!

The older framework was built around...the legacy framework!

The legacy framework was a...piece of shit!

And that's why the site just hangs!