This is real 😂

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

My one goal is to build something that lets me stay at home with my lil girl all day. Have been thinking about my own company for a while, there are 2 software companies in town with very weak tech stacks. I know I am better and can do better. So my goal is to build my own company and hire enough people to take care of it while I spend more time with my daughter. I get sad when I have to drop her off at the daycare while me and the wife have to go to work. All I want to do is be with my family.

I changed my Wi-Fi name to Syntax Error and made some changes to the configuration. I wanted to disable the admin page at the 2.4Ghz connection, but I got kicked out at 5Ghz as well. So I couldn't log in anymore and resetting the router didn't helped.

So I called the ISP if they can restore it to factory settings, but the guy on the phone didn't understand a thing I said. He said to me: "Sir I don't exactly understand what u say, but I can see an Syntax Error. Do you want me to fix it." And I laughed and I laughed.. I told him that's the Wi-Fi name but ofcourse he didn't got the joke. I called again and got someone else on the phone. He's resetting the router in a one minute call.

Had some fun this morning.

When you had to solve multiple server issues during the night and you're on the train on your way to work fighting to keep your eyes op😴en

Fucking fuck, I have been coding for so long yet I still make this mistake:

I wrote:
if (stateRunning = 1)
instead of:
if (stateRunning == 1)

Dear Firefox Screenshot,

Please rename your "Save full page" label to "Save 5000px max".

Thank you.

My mom actually is right: "He makes websites, but the background things we don't see!"

My dad thinks I write all of my code in binary: "Joost writes zero's and one's all day long!"

My sister thinks every website I create is a blog...

And finally most of my friends think I'm a hacker and I'm gonna break into their phone (iPhones pff)

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

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