Brexit

sudo bar --in-file alcohol :)
(Bar on Sicily, Italy)

Calling a routine from an instance method (don't even ask, in ABAP, you can do that)

"Leap, and grow wings on the way down"

The designer of this keyboard should be shot on sight! A set of keys left of ctrl, shift, tab...except esc of course. Pure evil! I'm changing the volume, every time that I have to use shift... :/

I think this is enough...said no cuber ever :)

Switch colleagues wireless mouses. The more colleagues, the funnier it gets :)

SAP made it easy

There is no hope for this one. Actual user remark: "I had to uninstall AVG: it kept bugging  me with these irritating warnings whenever I try to install new cracked (with microtorrent downloaded) software" :/

I just got insulted by a Facebook add :/

XAMARIN

Meanwhile ... in Japan

I know a doctor's practice which gives you your first name as a default password for your account. Watertight security for all these medical records :)

From a meme somewhere, but pretty accurate.
When everything works. Boss:"Why are these guys even here?"
When problems occur. Boss:"Why are these guys even here?"

Professionaly travelling the world sucks ass. It's loosing day and days on airports, railway stations, driving.... Then, completely exhausted, you must do your high-end job on command for a customer who already hates you from the moment you came in, because he knows your hourly rate.They do not realize it's the companies rate, not my wage. And when it's finished and running, it's considered normal...no need for a "thank you". Getting really tired of this shit :/

Hi everybody! I came across this chicken breed, actually called "java bantam". How could I not buy 2 of them? :) Any name suggestions?

SAP: tool of the devil! Got this error message today :)

Fixed a $2000 broken laserprinter with a paperclip and some ducttape. Eat my dust, MacGyver!

Looking at the amount of Samsung Note 7 rants, I have to restore the balance with some classic Iphone bashing ;)

Every.Single.Time!

Hi devRant, meet the unresettable computer. When you try to reset it, it asks you for a keyboard layout...BUT YOU HAVE NO INPUT DEVICE TO ANSWER! Fucking great...

"Knock knock.
Race Condition!
Who's there?" :D

I want to de-Google. I simply do not trust them anymore. They own pratically every single step of your online life. Does anyone here have tip for a good, alternative free e-mail provider? One with respect for my privacy, and not a company that makes billions of our society, but avoids paying taxes.

Great, just in the week when I’m on holiday, they  decided to do a coffee mug contest on devRant, so I wasn’t able to show mine. Well, I think this one deserves it’s place amongst the other beauties. It’s completely impractical to drink from, but it can count as a statement ;)

This movie is so recognizable: "The Expert". Really, a must see for every IT related consultant out there. Not once, I have felt exactly like this guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

If you ever feel down at your job: remember that someone, somewhere has to read Windows10 user feedback all day long ;)

Did you install Google?

Funniest O'Reilly meme so far :)

This to good to be true: a script that removes all win10 bloatware and "telemetry" processes at once.sat as .bat, execute and your pc runs smooth...could there a catch? Expert advise welcome ;) https://hwinfo.com/misc/...

Work: a word to describes the time that elapses between 2 devRant sessions...