Does anyone actually know css off by heart or would your webpage look like diarrhea if stackoverflow was down for the day

My professor gave us an individual and group project at the same time. And each sub part of each project was due with 3 days in between

Didn't get to the next interview stage because of "culture fit" 😔
What does that even mean?

Something... Something... 39000 feet.. Something... Why won't my code work.

In this moment

Speedtest result for a network used by 20 employees:
14ms ping / 18.14Mbps down / 5.34Mbps up
Speedtest for my mobile phone:
25ms ping / 88.45Mbps down / 14.93Mbps up

GTH😜😂😊

I FUCKING HATE PRINTERS!!!

Why does a restart always solve problems where no reasonable explanation exists... -.-

RDD - Retard Driven Development - when requests change everyday

I might not be the only one who writes a complex ass code to do some task and when it's done I feel like a spartan and then I find out that a library was already there for it. Me 0 Internet 1

"O(log(n)) on the streets, O(n^2) in the sheets."

In 1996 I rewrote the Chorus microkernel from C++ to Occam, so that it would run on the Transputer. This deserves at least 50 +1's!

"we have all had that code which you read over and over again till you realise your mistake.';

read it again. #syntaxHell

(tl:dr at the bottom)
context:
my partner programming skills are pretty basic and he does not work in software development. instead he is in the largest (and only) electricity company here.
history:
one day his boss ask him "hey, do you know how to use google maps?"
Partner: "yeah, what do u need?"
His boss: "great! please make 10,000 routes with these coordinates, i need them for tomorrow"
Partner: "WTF!" ,grab his phone and call me, "(explains me te situation) dude, can you make like a script or something?"
Me: "Sure, but we'll need a loooot of coffee"
We spent 18 hours developing a routes generator with java-fx, mysql and JS.
Next day we went to deliver those routes and to "show" the system. They told us that after searching for 6-7 months, they wasnt able to find such a solution as ours.
Next day, I took a plane to this company HQ (My partner was food-sick, so i had to be there by my own), had a meeting with the TOP Bosses (on of them arrived in a Helicopter, lots of body-guards) and after a 3-4 hours, just like that, we had our first Big Contract with a huge ass company.

tl;dr:
we ended making an 8 months national project with the biggest and only electricity company with an 18hrs-developed system.

programming like a boss 😏

Thank you Google for always saving our day. 👊

That moment when you estimate the time for a task, you finish it with minutes to spare and your manager is surprised that the time left is not enough to rebuild it in a twice as complicated feature 😣😣

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}

If you use #defines to make C/C++ look like your favourite other language then kill yourself 😒

Compilers should automatically show devRant feed while compiling

Ffs when a designer just increase the mobile viewport size because their design didn't fit in UI.

Oh well, scale 0.8 here we come asshole.

That frustrating moment when you have an excellent app idea but a similar app already exists with over 50,000 downloads 😭😭😭

I always give people who have 9 +'s on a post one extra, just to give them access to the stickers

Scrolling through devRant, seeing spelling and grammatical mistakes, feels at 127.0.0.1