"Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell

Don't understand USB storage?
Well here it is, in a nutshell -

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

/he/ meets "she" in a dating app.

It's a match!

*Theoretical computer scientist is at an interview.*

Interviewer: “Imagine that you are walking down a road and see a house on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: “I dial the police and tell them that the house is on fire.”

Interviewer: “Good. Now, imagine that you are walking down the same road, and you see that the same house is not on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: *Ponders for a little while.* “I put the house on fire, thus reducing it to a problem I’ve solved before.”

My friend just started RUBY.
He read somewhere " Ruby is used commonly in rails ".

He now thinks RUBY is for programming trains and station related stuff.

Chuck norris can malloc dynamic arrays. Take that!

A reality...