Algorithm strikes again...

My professor insults me, cuts my term grades and delays my submissions because I didn't do her PhD project that she had asked for.

Went to college cluelessly and received a handmade poster of the 'crazy ones' quote by Steve Jobs by a good friend as valentine's day present.

Good day!

Today at college our professor was dictating Debain update command - "sudo apt-get update"

Person next to me complained it didn't work for him. Peeped into his screen to see - "pseudo apt-get update"

If you think about it, devRant was also at a stage once when you'd describe it as "it is like facebook but for..." app. Hmm.

So my first encounter with travis wasn't that smooth.

HoD in my college is a "22 year experienced C programmer" with a PhD in CS.

One day I went to him and told, it is very hard to work with TurboC, and it isn't needed as we can easily migrate to GCC.

He asked me why was I complaining. No other student has any problem. They have been using it ever since the college started and everyone was "comfortable" with it.

I stood silent. He then went on to say, even JVM was coded in TurboC. I nodded and left the office as i didn't have an argument.

He's the same guy who had earlier said, "printf returns an array of characters printed", so I guess everything works here.

I wish we had an option to save images 😥

*sigh*

That awkward moment when you're so sleepy that you put the earphone's 3.5mm jack into your ears.

Female friend in office
"It feels so nice that we have a computer science grad with us. How else would have we managed to set up the printer without you?"

Not kidding. This actually happened with me.

Has anybody here got so fucked up that you literally typed in your emotions in the google search?

Conversation with my product manager.

Made a little change to the project.
Went out to grab coffee.
Project broke.
Forgot what change was made.
2 hours spent tracking down the change.

People ask me why I work 12 hours a day. Here's why.

HTTP response code 418

I gave my project manager a prototype of the ocr app we're developing to play with, just for fun. The next morning, I enter the office to see this along with a well structure spreadsheet with some 40 columns.

Never underestimate the seriousness of a project manager.

35 million characters in my project already. It is a blank ionic 2 template.