IT CAME!

I'M REALLY EXCITED! :D

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color: red;
visibility: hidden;
}

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.

*Me Coding with a laptop and desktop when friends enter *
Friends : u r a coder right? Hack something in front of me.
Me : *sick of explaining ppl*
*SSHs into lap from desktop and shuts it down*
See. I hacked my lap
Friends : whoa! Cool man

"One man's crappy software is another man's full time job"

We need to debug a HUGE legacy code project so...

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

you should not have lied #anybutton

Similar with pluses on devRant

My apple watch shows the correct time twice a day! 😍
Thanks apple for this new feature.

Door to door salespeople are real life popup ads!

* get stuck on a problem
* being depressed
* post a question on stackoverflow
* the question get downvoted
* now I am sad and depressed

I'm just happy.

Does coffee counts as a tool ?

Enough said

When I try a new distro:

Sarcasm, because people around the office don't think I'm enough of a dick

How it's like when having a great product idea.

When you do rm -rf and the shell asks for password!

I am 13 and already learn java

!rant but recommendation:
"JavaScript: The Good Parts" Douglas Crockford.

I really like this book.
It's chewed away my misconceptions of JS. Especially coming from C++.

Small and precise.
JSON, JSLint and JSMin developer is the author.

well lead software engineer.....

Hahaha....... UGHH

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

Must've taken a loooot of time :)

Me if i was a game dev

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂

Sad but true :(

_Taken from a telegram channel_