Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it

Apt for today's times

You know you have grown up when your scripts start with #!/bin/sh instead of #!/bin/bash 😉

Apparently, too lazy to define a function.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't realize the joke was in base three.

heavy Breathing
#chrome

So here I am in iceland watching Aurora with my gf, and suddenly I realized somewhere in my code at work I freaking forgot to add 1 to the denominator of a fraction. Shitty shit shit, gonna go back to work finding NaNs everywhere. Fuck fuck fuck

Full-stack means "able to break all layers of the system"

People that call themselves JavaScript developers but can't figure out how to update the DOM without using jQuery

Remember Friday at 5:30?? Man, those were the days.. #Sunday

My team keeps sending this to me.

Pushing code to production be like...

The scariest thing in programming is when something works when it shouldn't

russian roulette

If the website i'm working on was a person, i'd punch it in the face

When you get a dinner for 2 gift for all the hard work you put in the last week and realize you don't have any woman to go with because of it

Recruiter: Do you know S D L C?
Me: ... Do you?

When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.

Committing code with the same commit message although you refactored several times and changed the structure

Api with no documentation and obscure endpoints