Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
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Contributor badge 👍

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

When your GitHub repo gets a star

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

Me and my git repo

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

When they expect you to construct something which was defined just by a name, and you have absolutely no clue..:

When you accidently change (refactor) the variable name and you have no idea which var is which:

I just did git branch in someone's repo and got this ..

master
master_backup
master_bckp
master1
master_aug17

I'm armed and ready .. !!
😐😑😐😱😩😡

Found this in our repo…

I see what you did there...

Github : we announce unlimited free private repo...

Gitlab :,

*random person stars my repo on Github*

Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!

*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*

Me: Take that star back you whore.

Some devs just want to watch the repo burn

I'm the technical lead of the project which I don't have access to its repo

I just made my first pull request to an open source repo on github 😊

Just some tiny improvement but still I'm geeking out right now🤓

Personlly, Seeing repo commit history in Gource is really mesmerizing and amusing yet scary. especially your own.

Award winning repo

The three most difficult things about any personal project:
1. Finishing the project
2. Finding a suiting Git repo name
3. Did I say finishing the damn project?

Just received my very first pull request on GitHub. Pull request: "Remove jquery as dependency".

* Makes repo private *

This is what @SirWindField has been doing in devRantron repo...

May I introduce you to my coworkers git repo

When you get paid for every commit or release to your app repo.

!rant

Me right now 😀

First project released on GitHub today and already got a star!

When someone forks your repo, alters it, then redistributes it as their own 😔

Sometimes i love siri's humor

When your contribution table want to tell you something.

Yes it is fake 😃

Every time someone adds “🚀 Blazing fast” to their GitHub repo, god kills a puppy

My day in a nutshell:

Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Reverted all changes from repo.
Fixed app.
Found new bug.
Ugh....

"I bet you push your private keys to the git repo"

if (someCondition) {
doSomething();
} else {
// THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
}

Saw this in our repo the other day, face palmed so hard that my face is now a palm.

First time in my life, I contributed to open source repo.

Feeling awesome. Yet to be merged with master.

Guess who has a nice new pocket laptop? :)

It works!! IT WORKS!!! IT MOTHERF@CKING WORKS!!

My private program FINALLY WORKS, and DOES WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO....

YAAAAAYYYY!!!

we had this guy once, who we gave access to our private repo. everything's all good until we noticed that our amazon bill was USD 8,000+!!! we found out that lots of servers got created and that's bec. this guy forked our private repo and his fork was a public one. our keys were still not in .env files and were part of the commit so some bot got hold of it and accessed our amazon account. we suspected that the servers were used for bitcoin mining. anyway guy was fired on the spot and we also learned our lesson to keep keys out of repos.

Today I got told to stop using a repo and work directly from the FTP server.

Today sucked. That is all

Trying to convince my coworker to have a git repo instead of resending chunks of code in Slack... lmao

Today I created my first public repo... I've never commented my code so much.

Cursing under your breath at some crufty, amateurish, slow-as-balls code... Checking the repo history to see what sad, soulless sack committed this abomination.. And its me.

As we may all messed up a (git) repo at the begininng, do you know the surge of adrenalin right before pushing your committed changes or merging branches?

FUCKING SHIT ! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A QUALITY REPO ?

FUCKING NODE_MODULES IN YOUR FUCKING REPO ?

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

Obviously the: "I feel like a god" feeling, when something i made works :)

(Even if it doesn't work the way it was supposed to lol)

I feel bad when people in my uni, use my github repo for entire projects and not star the repo or tell thanks :(

I saw this code while searching in our QE repo... All our dev bay started laughing while I showed this... 😂😂😂😂

Really tempted to leave "fuck you mate" as an issue on a repo

Okay lets write this before i go mad...

I'm one of those guys who says "use the os which suits you the most, or you're most familiar with", and i'v always been a windows guy, didn't really have any reason to use linux, because for school stuff, or programming (java and android and c) windows was great enough...

BUT MOTHERF@CKERS at microsoft, i'v had enough...
First my handheld computer goes nuts, because windows is eating 80% of processor, and if i fix it, then some other kind of windows related thing eats up that much, and you know what? I've been okay with that, because thats only a handheld computer, but boy, didn't my main computer start to do the same?!?
I cannot do anything, basically i start something trivial up (by trivial i mean trivial, like idk, a texteditor not even a browser, or an ide or anything that would take a bit of more ram) and my computer cant do shit....

I'm so mad.... Currently installing elemantary os... F@ck this shit i'm out...

(And lets not forget the hours of 'updates' which dont do shit....)

New idea, 99 developers write node module, only one person can survive! The rest of repo will be deleted from github and npm💂‍♂️

Some how somebody managed to fill our repo with the following branches:
Origin/master
Origin/origin/master
Origin/origin/origin/master
Origin/origin/origin/origin/master

Sooo win has updated itself (in a short 6 hours) and I was wondering what eats my pocket pc's 4 gb ram, so i checked, and turns out system is eating 40-50% of it and its processor ever since the update... *Sigh* Awesome....

(Picture src: tumblr/just-shower-thoughts --> [in reality] r/showerthoughts)

Wanna hear a joke?
Your git repo

The moment when @dfox stars this repo.....

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

!rant

Just got an email from github about an repo I have, Nice feature.

I was made owner of the GitHub repo in my team.
I am the second guy with rights to merge to master.
Soo happy 😬

Just saw a repository with branch name - 👶

bitbucket gives this - git fetch && git checkout 👶 for checking it out,
wondering how would anyone checkout this branch without copy pasting the above line from the web xD

Coworker was told to shift code from private repo into company repo. She literally copy pasted all the files into the other repo. 😁👍

Happiness is when you see a green notification aka repo on stackoverflow (^_^)

Anyone else have to deal with an asshole who refuses to use the git repo? Not sure how much longer I can hold onto my sanity.

That feeling when someone stars your git repo.

Instead of using OneNote, Evernote, etc I'm thinking of using a git repo where I would write notes, save bookmarks, links, information, everything with markdown.

When you unfuck a git repo with many parallel branches that have cross bred much more than European royal families.

Some morons just pushed a node_modules folder to the repo. Cool cool cool.

When your repo looks like a rainbow:

Naming my psd file for the n-th time: superimportantrevisedfinal-final-draft.psd. I think it's time to move design stuff to a repo ffs.

You know something has gone wrong when <<<<HEAD appears in the repo

How hard is to find the perfect name for a new repo 😅

Apparently the firewall at work has blocked access our git repo since there are too many consecutive requests to it.

Hacktoberfest is going to start, anyone got a repo that needs a PR?

Reached 1 kilobyte :)

Adding big pile of 40+ megabytes pictures to git repo.

I my first pull request on my repo today from a contributor

Do you guys know any Github repos with really Bad C++ code?

Just wanna see if I can understand it, as a test... 🤔

Someone tried to push a patch in prod while demo was going on in front of CEO.

Good thing they locked the repo before the demo. 😏

Skyrim SE looks great, never would've guessed being able to draw d*cks on the main menu would become a feature....

This came from a friend of mine who found this in a code repo at work.

Finally got access to repo in my new work place (bank). Now I'm considering keeping my money buried somewhere instead of using bank accounts...

Found this gem in our company's icons repo.

Wait, what? Why?

Had to upload something to a repo from someones Windows-computer. This greeted me when installing git, why shouldn't i use vim? :'(

When I saw hard coded credentials in the code repo.

When a dev fixes a bug, forgets to submit the branch to the repo and promptly leaves on vacation to a foreign country for 2 weeks.

GitHub doesn't support 6502 ASM code highlighting
Now my repo is all just blue

BTW now my NES game is up on GitHub, under the name kuronbka

Felt so awkward today. Bare in mind I am still a junior. I was on a pull request reviewing session on a repo I use. I was being super super pedantic with variable names, data types etc as the people who wrote it are brand new to the company. I then realise I had just reviewed the companies lead developers PR to a different repo. Every time someone comments on a PR on this repo all developers in the company get an email notification. I sat there litrually sweating, bright red with the words 'oh ****' on an infinite loop in my head, staring at the screen waiting to see what was to happen.

Thankfully he was ok with the comments. But now people keep calling me the lead developer (teasing) fml I hate anxiaty

>Installs NodeJS (from default Debian repo)
>Tries to install yarn
>Yarn tries to uninstall nodejs

Weird
>apt-cache depends yarn
yarn
Recommends: nodejs
Conflicts: nodejs

10/10, gave me a good chuckle. Time to add the NodeJS repo.

That moment when the CEO changes code out of nowhere, gives you the repo in a hard drive and asks you to merge to remote.

FML

Colleague: Hey! This is not finished!
Me: Did you pull from the repo?
Colleague:
Me:
Colleague: Oh look, it's finished.

Am I the only person that deletes their github repo and then uploads it again when you encounter a merge conflict?

I think I'm too addicted to Gource-ing my Git repo.

New person managed to make a repo read only by pushing 3GB to BitBucket.

So my PR for the JetBrains university repo got accepted and now...
YEEESS!

reposted because i was too dumb to cut out my full name

Was going to though my old private repos to remove the unused ones. Looks like I wasn't happy about this particular one

So I made a PR into Keras after a loooong time. It ended up being merged as the 5000th commit of the repo. I'm so happy 😭

GitHub was founded in 2008.
The git source code repo was published on github in 2005. What?!

Came across this gem. Thought more people ought to see it. 😂 Guess no one in that repo had a sense of humor.

Just imagine this dude (ಠ∩ಠ)

It feels like you are talking to yourself while commits when you create a github repo and you are the only contributor. :p

!Rant
So uhm.. I guess he counts as a rubber duck...

When you come back to work and want to see what has been changed in repo but commit messages look like that :(

Well I lost some of my old projects, because who needs backups or repos!

It has been 3 hours.... and I still don't know what to call my new repo.

It would be nice if you could star the repo if you are forking it :(

Oh... You're holding my repo up for ransom? Hah you're funny. I'm not paying money for the garbage I haven't touched since...
Also
git push -f

Whoa, someone forked my repo on GitHub!

Now I'm terrified that someone is reading my hot-mess code.

When you accidentally push an API key to a public git repo :'(

Yesterday I saw a pretty forked up repo.

I was asked by developer if everything seems right on his repo. He basically cloned my setup and removed "unnecessary steps".

I love developers, I really do :D

New PM thinks it's a great idea to start micromanaging my team's (private) repo names. Can't wait to hear his opinions on our class and variable names! 😭

Best: give him a GitHub repo and tell him to add a feature or change something

Worst: What are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?

pushing sensitive data to GitHub repo...not realising for days...and then going through the painful process of removing it again 😑

When you see a "one word" commit messages and some are identical.

For God so loved the world! **face palm**

He made an account just to open this issue on my repo. I am still confused, 2 months later.

Commiting to repo to have Travis handle the testing

Just commited to my repo ; last commit was 6 days ago. I'm happy, finally decided what algorithm i'll use and implemented it !! :)

Nothing scarier than realising you have made a tonne of changes to your repo as of yesterday and the last commit was 4 days ago... Pray for me

So I'm reading up on the HomeAssistant documentation to prepare for submitting to their repo. I was really excited to find such a nice repo to contribute to, but i suddenly had to reconsider when i found this:

How my boss uses git:
1. Clone repo into separate folder
2. Run WinMerge against his version
3. Manually update his version with changes

When I completed the project but forgot to push it to GitHub repo.

literally nobody:
BSOD:

The absolute state of open source (this is a facebook repo)

Sooooo I had a class named "a"... And i renamed (refactored) said class.....

Guess what happened :")

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

Yay, one more milestone :)

"404 - Account not found"

After 5 years of being on Github, I pushed my first public repo just a few minutes back. I will share the link here, once it matures enough! :)

My daily life with Eclipse. Story #0:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: waiting for ages
Me: killing eclipse

Repeated the process several times. Solution:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: hover over another view
Eclipse: isn't frozen anymore

Thanks for wasting my time ...

PM: Zip up the prototype and push it to a temporary folder on the master git repo.
Me: *twitch*

Committed production DB info in a config file to a public Github repo 5 hours ago. Just realised it now. Woops.

One does not simply git add --all

TFW you just made 8k additions in lines to a github repo.
By forgetting to remove the log files.

Someone else always have git log like this??
Or just me? 😂 ;-)

commit 6e71f545c3
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 02undefined21 2017

it Works!!!

commit 6ac2c98bf
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 01undefined47 2017

works more or less

commit 411b8e12
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 00undefined00 2017

Initial state not working.

EDIT:
I just noticed that devrantron modified (bug) my rant (see the undefined in times)

*3 months into M$ acquiring GitHub*
*StackOverflow*

Hey guys, the following code fails to create a repo. In fact, it subscribes to Office 365 instead. Does anyone know, why?

microgit create-repo MyProject -card 2345654367894567 -expiry 12/03 -ccv 336

That moment that you are copy-pasting a repo because you don't want to commit yet and you are thinking "this is bad why I'm even doing this"

It is ridiculous how many javascript frameworks out there. Just combine any nounce + JS, I guarantee you, there is Github repo existed already!

Soo, apparently I deleted out Git repo yesterday, when thinking I was working in another repo. Using all day to clean up. Guess I won't be getting any of that "sleep" thing tonight 😭😴

I once watched a Github repo for 2 hours before I decided my inbox had enough...

GitHub free users get unlimited private repo!!! Still Gitlab rocks

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

"We need this done yesterday! Why isn't this available yet?" - Director of operations, asking why I can't force push my changes into an open source repo.

I wouldn't be here on GitHub everyday if it wasn't for these green tiles that attracts not only employers, but yourself. Wish the monthly was still a little bit cheaper for us outside the US.

The relief I get when a random blog says, "you can find the github repo for this tutorial here"

Guess who just added their dev DB URL to source control and pushed?

Woopsie.

Im rubbish at git, everyday I end up ruining my repo and have to start fresh

I noticed the main dogecoin repo was one star short of a significant milestone. Is it odd to feel honoured to be their 2000th?

When HR tries to appoint tasks to developers,this happens.

P.S. The repo has basic hello world Android app files.

Deleted a whole repo after a client started renegotiating a closed contract. smh

A lot of things give people a sense of power but someone starring and forking your public repo is waaayyyyyy up there.

You feel me?

1. Get an idea
2. Plan the structure to use overengineered solutions
3. $ git init
4. Setup the barebones
5. $ git commit -am "initial commit"
6. Forget the project for the next several months, until another idea pops out and you visit your github to setup a repo for the new project and rediscovers this miserable project's repo
7. Back to 1, repeat

Building a repo for my resumes and forking a version based on job description

4 months into my new work and I’ve finally fucked up smth other than git repo!

Feeling ecstatic =p

Found a json file. In Github repo. Production ready code. With a comment. Starting with "\\".

MRW working with non technical people and they say "Repo is too problematic, we'll just swap files through Dropbox"

One of my *co-workers* (intern turned full-time) had his user (the USER) initialised as a git repo. I've officially seen everything.

For fucks sake! Stop commiting broken builds to the fucking repo!!!!!

That moment when you come across an amazing repo with last commit 7 years ago

Hurts right in the meow meow (~_~;)

Added .travis.yml to my repo.
Worked first time.

I am a god.

I just cloned a repo to my laptop and just realized I pushed to master since I didn't switch branches...

Fuck it, keep coding

Committing code with the same commit message although you refactored several times and changed the structure

What to do when for a single issue, multiple contributors send out different PRs doing the same stuff?
I feel bad to close a PR without merging when they have spent there time in it.
I never expected that my repo will ever attain such dilemma for PRs.

Switched from Git repo hosted on BitBucket to Unity Collab Beta. Hope it will work fine.

I unsubscribed from a repo but I keep getting emails from it

How do I fucking stop it

After they look into your CV .. ask to look into their repo ! See what type of spaghetti they are cocking !

When I accidentally committed my Firebase Admin SDK to my public repo.

GraphQL- It makes API development to next level.

MonoRepo - Still I'm wondering how people are maintaining. :)

One can't have any personal repo and git protocol is disabled by the proxies and we are calling ourselves devops welcoming.
This is simply fuckops.

When nothing can kill the bugs:

Long time ago I worked with a few developers on some relatively simple web project. We were using php and smarty and we used svn for versioning. At one point some dude joined the project as a php developer (with a few years of experience).

After a few days without any commits, we found out that he doesn't know what a SVN is or how to use it. After he learned how to use it we found out in our repo bunch of files with a following naming scheme:

filename.php
filename_1.php
filename_2.php
filename_3.php
filename_4.php
filename_5.php

Gotta say gitea is also great when I want to quickly mirror a repo on my phone via the migration feature.

So:
git add . - marks the files in my local folder to be added to the repo

git rm -rf . - deletes the files off my file system ? Crap!

When you would just check the school timetable for tomorrow, but when you unlock your phone you find devrant to be the active app, and you just scroll through everything, and forget why did you even unlock your phone...

Just devrant things...

Right now business is kind of slow for my company, so I've been working on Documentation. It's been kind of cool to make the gitlab repo, write the Markdown documents, and then push them to the repo when finished, but it's also hard because it's only me really doing anything...

Did A big stupid thing right now

Deleted a web page, which took me three days to write. Very pissed right now. Should have added to GitHub repo

I started working on a new file on my project. After I finished working on the project I started doing something which didnt worked out. So I deleted the local version of the repo since the repo was backed up on the server. But the file that I completed last night was not yet added to the repo.

That sinking feeling when you realize you’ve been running all you got commands in the wrong repo. 😐 I can fix it but DAMN IT

when your PM doesn't know how to use Github, and he downloads the repo,edits it and makes another repo to share it instead of just forking it -.-

Is it okay for me to fork my own repo to an alt account so I can have my multi-branch repo but not have to commit everything to the production repo right away?

How can I make such labels to appear on my GitHub repo Readme.md file

How to deal with merge-conflicts:

1. You don't
2. Just clone the whole repo anew again and start over dude

Never read any github tutorial. Decide to wing it, create repo, make 10 changes. Check progress, Where are my old files 😭

Downloaded my github repo in a folder i just deleted. :/

Am I only one who forgets to do
npm install
after cloning repo ,
and then stress over errors appearing on terminal

Just came across a commit in a production application's Git repo titled "Stupid whitespace".
Glad to see we're not all robots yet :)