Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
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Contributor badge 👍

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

When your GitHub repo gets a star

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

Me and my git repo

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

When they expect you to construct something which was defined just by a name, and you have absolutely no clue..:

When you accidently change (refactor) the variable name and you have no idea which var is which:

Found this in our repo…

I see what you did there...

I just did git branch in someone's repo and got this ..

master
master_backup
master_bckp
master1
master_aug17

I'm armed and ready .. !!
😐😑😐😱😩😡

Some devs just want to watch the repo burn

Made a github.io portfolio website. Showed it to my friend. Asshole copied the whole code from the repo and made one for himself. Didn't even bother to fork the repo or even change the contents of the website. Just removed my name and photo and added his! 😡😡

Github : we announce unlimited free private repo...

Gitlab :,

I'm the technical lead of the project which I don't have access to its repo

I just made my first pull request to an open source repo on github 😊

Just some tiny improvement but still I'm geeking out right now🤓

Personlly, Seeing repo commit history in Gource is really mesmerizing and amusing yet scary. especially your own.

The three most difficult things about any personal project:
1. Finishing the project
2. Finding a suiting Git repo name
3. Did I say finishing the damn project?

Award winning repo

Just received my very first pull request on GitHub. Pull request: "Remove jquery as dependency".

* Makes repo private *

This is what @SirWindField has been doing in devRantron repo...

May I introduce you to my coworkers git repo

!rant

Me right now 😀

First project released on GitHub today and already got a star!

When someone forks your repo, alters it, then redistributes it as their own 😔

Sometimes i love siri's humor

When your contribution table want to tell you something.

Yes it is fake 😃

Every time someone adds “🚀 Blazing fast” to their GitHub repo, god kills a puppy

My day in a nutshell:

Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Reverted all changes from repo.
Fixed app.
Found new bug.
Ugh....

if (someCondition) {
doSomething();
} else {
// THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
}

Saw this in our repo the other day, face palmed so hard that my face is now a palm.

"I bet you push your private keys to the git repo"

Today I got told to stop using a repo and work directly from the FTP server.

Today sucked. That is all

My coworker shared account keys of Amazon aws on a public repo at Github. Took me around 3 days to find out and about 20 ec2 instances were created and running by a hacker...

First time in my life, I contributed to open source repo.

Feeling awesome. Yet to be merged with master.

It works!! IT WORKS!!! IT MOTHERF@CKING WORKS!!

My private program FINALLY WORKS, and DOES WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO....

YAAAAAYYYY!!!

Guess who has a nice new pocket laptop? :)

we had this guy once, who we gave access to our private repo. everything's all good until we noticed that our amazon bill was USD 8,000+!!! we found out that lots of servers got created and that's bec. this guy forked our private repo and his fork was a public one. our keys were still not in .env files and were part of the commit so some bot got hold of it and accessed our amazon account. we suspected that the servers were used for bitcoin mining. anyway guy was fired on the spot and we also learned our lesson to keep keys out of repos.

Today I created my first public repo... I've never commented my code so much.

The first time I ever did a PR on Github, I forked the repo, did the fix, committed the file and put the merge target to my fork master instead of the original repo master.

I then proceeded to accept my own PR and got so excited that it was so quick to merge.

Trying to convince my coworker to have a git repo instead of resending chunks of code in Slack... lmao

Cursing under your breath at some crufty, amateurish, slow-as-balls code... Checking the repo history to see what sad, soulless sack committed this abomination.. And its me.

Fucking shit wasn't working and git refs were all fucked up. Had no idea why so I force pushed all new code. Realized why, it was the wrong fucking repo.

Fuck me.

I feel bad when people in my uni, use my github repo for entire projects and not star the repo or tell thanks :(

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

As we may all messed up a (git) repo at the begininng, do you know the surge of adrenalin right before pushing your committed changes or merging branches?

Really tempted to leave "fuck you mate" as an issue on a repo

Obviously the: "I feel like a god" feeling, when something i made works :)

(Even if it doesn't work the way it was supposed to lol)

Some how somebody managed to fill our repo with the following branches:
Origin/master
Origin/origin/master
Origin/origin/origin/master
Origin/origin/origin/origin/master

Which commit will you remember always ?

Last December I made a commit to a Github repo. flying over the arctic from the internet provided in an A380, cruising at an altitude of 43,000 ft.

I saw this code while searching in our QE repo... All our dev bay started laughing while I showed this... 😂😂😂😂

Wanna hear a joke?
Your git repo

Okay lets write this before i go mad...

I'm one of those guys who says "use the os which suits you the most, or you're most familiar with", and i'v always been a windows guy, didn't really have any reason to use linux, because for school stuff, or programming (java and android and c) windows was great enough...

BUT MOTHERF@CKERS at microsoft, i'v had enough...
First my handheld computer goes nuts, because windows is eating 80% of processor, and if i fix it, then some other kind of windows related thing eats up that much, and you know what? I've been okay with that, because thats only a handheld computer, but boy, didn't my main computer start to do the same?!?
I cannot do anything, basically i start something trivial up (by trivial i mean trivial, like idk, a texteditor not even a browser, or an ide or anything that would take a bit of more ram) and my computer cant do shit....

I'm so mad.... Currently installing elemantary os... F@ck this shit i'm out...

(And lets not forget the hours of 'updates' which dont do shit....)

The moment when @dfox stars this repo.....

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

Sooo win has updated itself (in a short 6 hours) and I was wondering what eats my pocket pc's 4 gb ram, so i checked, and turns out system is eating 40-50% of it and its processor ever since the update... *Sigh* Awesome....

(Picture src: tumblr/just-shower-thoughts --> [in reality] r/showerthoughts)

!rant

Just got an email from github about an repo I have, Nice feature.

I was made owner of the GitHub repo in my team.
I am the second guy with rights to merge to master.
Soo happy 😬

Just saw a repository with branch name - 👶

bitbucket gives this - git fetch && git checkout 👶 for checking it out,
wondering how would anyone checkout this branch without copy pasting the above line from the web xD

Coworker was told to shift code from private repo into company repo. She literally copy pasted all the files into the other repo. 😁👍

Happiness is when you see a green notification aka repo on stackoverflow (^_^)

That feeling when someone stars your git repo.

Anyone else have to deal with an asshole who refuses to use the git repo? Not sure how much longer I can hold onto my sanity.

Instead of using OneNote, Evernote, etc I'm thinking of using a git repo where I would write notes, save bookmarks, links, information, everything with markdown.

!rant
Just managed to set up a laravel development server in my raspberry, with a fully functioning private git repo!

(Not having a CS degree nor working in IT... I am very happy with this!)

You know something has gone wrong when <<<<HEAD appears in the repo

When you unfuck a git repo with many parallel branches that have cross bred much more than European royal families.

Naming my psd file for the n-th time: superimportantrevisedfinal-final-draft.psd. I think it's time to move design stuff to a repo ffs.

Reached 1 kilobyte :)

OMG. I accidentally click into my own name on the Slack DM list, and what wonderful resource did I just find? HOW LONG have I been ignoRANT of this wonderful repo for my fave .gif contributions to project channels???!?!?!?

How hard is to find the perfect name for a new repo 😅

Apparently the firewall at work has blocked access our git repo since there are too many consecutive requests to it.

When your repo looks like a rainbow:

That moment you find a piece of code on the live site that is completely different on master in the repo, and has never been modified in the commit history.

Happy Thursday 😐

Just tried creating a private repo on Github and saw they're charging $7/month for private repos. So instead I just stood up a GitLab server on my Synology NAS.

Do you guys know any Github repos with really Bad C++ code?

Just wanna see if I can understand it, as a test... 🤔

Skyrim SE looks great, never would've guessed being able to draw d*cks on the main menu would become a feature....

Finally got access to repo in my new work place (bank). Now I'm considering keeping my money buried somewhere instead of using bank accounts...

I my first pull request on my repo today from a contributor

That awkward moment when you ask you final year CS project mentor to clone your git repo for his feedback and he says
Oh. CLOUD COMPUTING!!!!
😯

You get the feeling to be an INDIAN.

Adding big pile of 40+ megabytes pictures to git repo.

When I saw hard coded credentials in the code repo.

Found this gem in our company's icons repo.

chaosbot/chaos github repo looks like a London underground map.

Also, if you haven't seen this yet, it is a new project where code is updated by the community democratically.

Go give it a devrant hug of death.

This came from a friend of mine who found this in a code repo at work.

Colleague: Hey! This is not finished!
Me: Did you pull from the repo?
Colleague:
Me:
Colleague: Oh look, it's finished.

Wait, what? Why?

Had to upload something to a repo from someones Windows-computer. This greeted me when installing git, why shouldn't i use vim? :'(

When a dev fixes a bug, forgets to submit the branch to the repo and promptly leaves on vacation to a foreign country for 2 weeks.

Am I the only person that deletes their github repo and then uploads it again when you encounter a merge conflict?

My teammate push 2gbs worth of CSV files into our repo.

He also merged all the other branches so, it's kinda hard to revert back without reworking a lot of stuff.

Felt so awkward today. Bare in mind I am still a junior. I was on a pull request reviewing session on a repo I use. I was being super super pedantic with variable names, data types etc as the people who wrote it are brand new to the company. I then realise I had just reviewed the companies lead developers PR to a different repo. Every time someone comments on a PR on this repo all developers in the company get an email notification. I sat there litrually sweating, bright red with the words 'oh ****' on an infinite loop in my head, staring at the screen waiting to see what was to happen.

Thankfully he was ok with the comments. But now people keep calling me the lead developer (teasing) fml I hate anxiaty

Was going to though my old private repos to remove the unused ones. Looks like I wasn't happy about this particular one

New person managed to make a repo read only by pushing 3GB to BitBucket.

GitHub was founded in 2008.
The git source code repo was published on github in 2005. What?!

Invited a colleague to my private bitbucket repo, he said I'm risking our company code to the public, then I removed him from AWS, left him alone with his ftp workflow. And he's a senior programmer. Fuck that idiot!

So my PR for the JetBrains university repo got accepted and now...
YEEESS!

reposted because i was too dumb to cut out my full name

!Rant
So uhm.. I guess he counts as a rubber duck...

When you come back to work and want to see what has been changed in repo but commit messages look like that :(

It feels like you are talking to yourself while commits when you create a github repo and you are the only contributor. :p

Well I lost some of my old projects, because who needs backups or repos!

It has been 3 hours.... and I still don't know what to call my new repo.

It would be nice if you could star the repo if you are forking it :(

Best: give him a GitHub repo and tell him to add a feature or change something

Worst: What are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?

He made an account just to open this issue on my repo. I am still confused, 2 months later.

I was asked by developer if everything seems right on his repo. He basically cloned my setup and removed "unnecessary steps".

I love developers, I really do :D

pushing sensitive data to GitHub repo...not realising for days...and then going through the painful process of removing it again 😑

Yesterday I saw a pretty forked up repo.

When you accidentally push an API key to a public git repo :'(

Just commited to my repo ; last commit was 6 days ago. I'm happy, finally decided what algorithm i'll use and implemented it !! :)

When you see a "one word" commit messages and some are identical.

For God so loved the world! **face palm**

The absolute state of open source (this is a facebook repo)

Commiting to repo to have Travis handle the testing

Whoa, someone forked my repo on GitHub!

Now I'm terrified that someone is reading my hot-mess code.

The more i use git.. more the fun it is.. Just found out the usage of rebase and cherry-pick.. I have read about the implications of these commands in a shared repo.. But it is fun to use it in a solo repo..

New PM thinks it's a great idea to start micromanaging my team's (private) repo names. Can't wait to hear his opinions on our class and variable names! 😭

*3 months into M$ acquiring GitHub*
*StackOverflow*

Hey guys, the following code fails to create a repo. In fact, it subscribes to Office 365 instead. Does anyone know, why?

microgit create-repo MyProject -card 2345654367894567 -expiry 12/03 -ccv 336

How my boss uses git:
1. Clone repo into separate folder
2. Run WinMerge against his version
3. Manually update his version with changes

Yay, one more milestone :)

"404 - Account not found"

Sooooo I had a class named "a"... And i renamed (refactored) said class.....

Guess what happened :")

Soo, apparently I deleted out Git repo yesterday, when thinking I was working in another repo. Using all day to clean up. Guess I won't be getting any of that "sleep" thing tonight 😭😴

So I'm reading up on the HomeAssistant documentation to prepare for submitting to their repo. I was really excited to find such a nice repo to contribute to, but i suddenly had to reconsider when i found this:

After 5 years of being on Github, I pushed my first public repo just a few minutes back. I will share the link here, once it matures enough! :)

I wouldn't be here on GitHub everyday if it wasn't for these green tiles that attracts not only employers, but yourself. Wish the monthly was still a little bit cheaper for us outside the US.

PM: Zip up the prototype and push it to a temporary folder on the master git repo.
Me: *twitch*

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

My daily life with Eclipse. Story #0:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: waiting for ages
Me: killing eclipse

Repeated the process several times. Solution:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: hover over another view
Eclipse: isn't frozen anymore

Thanks for wasting my time ...

Guess who just added their dev DB URL to source control and pushed?

Woopsie.

I once watched a Github repo for 2 hours before I decided my inbox had enough...

The relief I get when a random blog says, "you can find the github repo for this tutorial here"

Committed production DB info in a config file to a public Github repo 5 hours ago. Just realised it now. Woops.

One does not simply git add --all

It is ridiculous how many javascript frameworks out there. Just combine any nounce + JS, I guarantee you, there is Github repo existed already!

That moment that you are copy-pasting a repo because you don't want to commit yet and you are thinking "this is bad why I'm even doing this"

I'm now maintaining a forked repo of a project that I got working in Android. The other project linked to my fork in the readme!

I seriously stoked about my first real open source contribution!

Someone else always have git log like this??
Or just me? 😂 ;-)

commit 6e71f545c3
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 02undefined21 2017

it Works!!!

commit 6ac2c98bf
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 01undefined47 2017

works more or less

commit 411b8e12
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 00undefined00 2017

Initial state not working.

EDIT:
I just noticed that devrantron modified (bug) my rant (see the undefined in times)

Deleted a whole repo after a client started renegotiating a closed contract. smh

"We need this done yesterday! Why isn't this available yet?" - Director of operations, asking why I can't force push my changes into an open source repo.

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

[NSFW]
What are the odds of a game studio's co-founder starring a R18 decensoring GitHub repo? Welp. Today one did. And I saw because I found his GitHub after Googling (I switched to Duck in September). Welp. This is gonna be embarrassing for the guy. Whoops.

Repo is DeepCreamPy btw if you're interested in "researching how it works".

So I had my external HD connected so thought I'd back up my code...

But real into a problem... The git repo.... Currently copying 300,000 files... For just 10 projects...

my company uses svn for source control. just found out the guy in charge of the repo actually uses git and just has all developers use svn because "there's less of a learning curve". WHY?!?! Git is so much better!

One of my *co-workers* (intern turned full-time) had his user (the USER) initialised as a git repo. I've officially seen everything.

I noticed the main dogecoin repo was one star short of a significant milestone. Is it odd to feel honoured to be their 2000th?

Im rubbish at git, everyday I end up ruining my repo and have to start fresh

When HR tries to appoint tasks to developers,this happens.

P.S. The repo has basic hello world Android app files.

When your tech lead revokes everyones merge priviliges on Github because of an issue with "code disappearing from the repo" which he originally suggested was a bug in Github and we should call them for help.

PM: "This is a critical bug fix needed before we submit to Apple."
Me: *reads bug story*
Me: "Wait, this is only repo on a Galaxy S5?"
PM: "Yup! It's stopship."
Me: 😑 "No."

Why does a "senior" developer have a git repo for a critical application that makes our company money, never push to it? I checked it today and it's empty.

1. Get an idea
2. Plan the structure to use overengineered solutions
3. $ git init
4. Setup the barebones
5. $ git commit -am "initial commit"
6. Forget the project for the next several months, until another idea pops out and you visit your github to setup a repo for the new project and rediscovers this miserable project's repo
7. Back to 1, repeat

GitHub free users get unlimited private repo!!! Still Gitlab rocks

People who delete a repo and clone again instead of a hard reset because 'they can't undo the changes they made" are the kind of people who shouldn't be using git in the first place.

Found a json file. In Github repo. Production ready code. With a comment. Starting with "\\".

Building a repo for my resumes and forking a version based on job description

So:
git add . - marks the files in my local folder to be added to the repo

git rm -rf . - deletes the files off my file system ? Crap!

4 months into my new work and I’ve finally fucked up smth other than git repo!

Feeling ecstatic =p

MRW working with non technical people and they say "Repo is too problematic, we'll just swap files through Dropbox"

Switched from Git repo hosted on BitBucket to Unity Collab Beta. Hope it will work fine.

Oh my effing goodness...just went through the repo of an app we're working on and this new dev in our team saved his commits with, "ok", "done", "fixed", "another one", "arrggghhh!", "wow!"..."not complete"...for fucks sakes...DUDE!

Added .travis.yml to my repo.
Worked first time.

I am a god.

For fucks sake! Stop commiting broken builds to the fucking repo!!!!!

Committing code with the same commit message although you refactored several times and changed the structure

Our Other it team asked me to create a new repository instead of a new branch in my project just cuz they thought branching would be more time consuming than maintaining a separate repo for emergency bug fixes.

Gotta say gitea is also great when I want to quickly mirror a repo on my phone via the migration feature.

I just cloned a repo to my laptop and just realized I pushed to master since I didn't switch branches...

Fuck it, keep coding

One can't have any personal repo and git protocol is disabled by the proxies and we are calling ourselves devops welcoming.
This is simply fuckops.

Whenever I clone a github repo, the first thing I do is to format the code from tabs to spaces.

Tried not to do it, but the itch is unbearable.

What to do when for a single issue, multiple contributors send out different PRs doing the same stuff?
I feel bad to close a PR without merging when they have spent there time in it.
I never expected that my repo will ever attain such dilemma for PRs.

Downloaded my github repo in a folder i just deleted. :/

Elsie: -Does that make it a glass half full or glass half empty type of situation?

Bernard: -We're engineers, means, the glass has been manifactured to the wrong specifications....

Gotta love Westworld :)

(Also, damn.. Do those foldable tablets they use look awesome?!)

(Src: Westworld s1 e6 around 5th minute)

When I accidentally committed my Firebase Admin SDK to my public repo.

When nothing can kill the bugs:

Fuck this shit!!
Doing my homework for chemistry and fucking Libreoffice didn't save my work!! And I put a lot of work into it!! Fuck!!

Now I've created a git repository to save my homework and keep track of it.. Fucking Libreoffice... :/
Fuck you!!!! Fucking Libreoffice!!!

Seeing my to-do projects in someone's repo with complete documentation.

When you would just check the school timetable for tomorrow, but when you unlock your phone you find devrant to be the active app, and you just scroll through everything, and forget why did you even unlock your phone...

Just devrant things...

I just put my side project working with friends to Gitlab.com. Start to wondering why I was choosing between github and bitbucket while gitlab provides free private repo, free CI runners, and all other useful collaboration tools.

GraphQL- It makes API development to next level.

MonoRepo - Still I'm wondering how people are maintaining. :)

How to deal with merge-conflicts:

1. You don't
2. Just clone the whole repo anew again and start over dude

Long time ago I worked with a few developers on some relatively simple web project. We were using php and smarty and we used svn for versioning. At one point some dude joined the project as a php developer (with a few years of experience).

After a few days without any commits, we found out that he doesn't know what a SVN is or how to use it. After he learned how to use it we found out in our repo bunch of files with a following naming scheme:

filename.php
filename_1.php
filename_2.php
filename_3.php
filename_4.php
filename_5.php

Right now business is kind of slow for my company, so I've been working on Documentation. It's been kind of cool to make the gitlab repo, write the Markdown documents, and then push them to the repo when finished, but it's also hard because it's only me really doing anything...

Is it okay for me to fork my own repo to an alt account so I can have my multi-branch repo but not have to commit everything to the production repo right away?

Got bit by a hacked repo. It was compromised for all of like 30-some seconds. No intrusions, but now I can't set my root password (passwd goes "oh, yeah, we got this" then it does... nothing...) and Weyland/X/Gnome/Cinnamon/KDE/whatever the kids use nowadays are all busted (they all start, but they just hang tty1 and whatever other console invoked it). Tried reinstalling all those kinds of things, didn't help.

fml

Made lots of features to a side project that I was gonna publish in uni. There was some merge conflicts. And I tried to fix by copying files from a backup of the repo I was using.

Accidentally deleted the latest repo instead of the backup. All additions were uncommitted.

That was when I started taking special care with VCS

My previous post about the e repo was super funny, but sad news: the repo is gone. I started it. I should have forked it. On this day of December 10, 2018 we mark the death of the original eee repository...