Don't tell me how to live my life!

The NDA won't let me talk about it.

Real life recursion

In case anyone was wondering if Apple ever actually tests updates during review, they do. Sometimes, apparently, they also use devRant with the provided test account. Hopefully their rant/comment quality improves, but they are trying!!

Had a request from a client once, "I'd like that our site supports only IE10 and above. However if the visitor uses older IE version, say IE6, things should look and work the same as IE10".

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

just solved a bug that had me stuck for two days. want to share the joy with you, fuckers

When you lack sleep and all you want to do is become a RESTful API.

When your sysadmins can't script a file compare and so you do the code for them.
"Sorry but we can't run unknown code on the server"
Read the code then you vile troglodytes!

When your company doesn't offer free coffee and yet they still can't understand why all their deadlines run late.

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)