When you finish the complicated code for a feature you spend all day on and it runs without bugs but instead of returning the high-wife your gf looks at you, asks what the feature does and at the end says "but that sounds really easy to make"

Monday, at the weekend I will start working on that thing I wanted.
...
Friday, tomorrow I can finally start working on that thing I wanted
...
Sunday night, damn, I wanted to work on that thing I wanted

When you're used to hanging out with developers and you hang out with non developers and get a little comfortable and tell a technical joke then spend an hour explaining the joke

Today during the daily meeting while debating a huge bug, the intern says "I have an idea". 5 minutes of histerical laughture. 30 minutes later, she fixed It.
Interns day at the office.

!rant

As much as we love to complain about our PMs and coworkers, I feel blessed to be in a field where after working all day, I enjoy what I do so much I come home and work on my own projects. Who's with me?

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

My girlfriend keeps dropping hints that I should commit, but I still haven't gotten around to learning to use git.

senior developers like

new developer :D

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

When you find a problem you're trying to solve on stack overflow and it has no answers

I have completely given up explaining to my friends and family what I do for a living.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

"No time for automated tests, we've got too much testing to do..."

Every day of my life...

Still the best XKCD of all time.

Good programmer swears when something goes wrong, great programmers swear everytime

Sometimes, when you fix a bug ...

100% network engineer

just stay away from me, you and your bloody hardware

well..

You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

The code does not compile anymore and I don't know why... deploy is tonight

When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖