Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

Leaving Vim open on a public computer

You know that guy that types www.google.com in the omnibox in the Chrome browser. I work with him... 😑

I hope that was a typo.

Guy: I don't understand how people could actually learn or work as programmers.. It's so boring.

Me: have you ever programmed before?

Guy: yes

Me: what language?

Guy: matlab

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the balls. Actually just I thought about it. Maybe 3 hours later.

When other people are involved, there is no such thing as an easy project.

Save.
Often.

"I'm sure I can implement this very easily, it's not much work"
*takes 10 days*

Well... Yeah... that can be a way of doing it. But really?

"It is just a small task. I can do that in just..." Never ever ever say the above statement even if you are 10000% confident.

Never update on Friday, NEVER

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.