"So do you want me to do {thing} OR {mutually exclusive thing}?"

"Yes."

Team Stark FTW

When you realize the more and more you code, the worse and worse your handwriting gets.

We are all wizards

Oh yeah!

Coffee - Developers true happiness

When somebody else in the office steals your rant, puts it up on devRant and gets more +1's than anybody else on devRant.

When you want a multi-monitor setup but no one else in your team does so you can't justify it to IT 😭

Fixing code today...

Because of DevRant:

Now hiding..

.titanic {
Float: none;
}

Within all my company code files just to annoy my co-developer

Just got a response back from an API "you must authenticate to get the goodies"

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

i was afraid...

html email test sent to client:
Client: Great but I can't see any images.
Me: You may have "load images" disabled in your email client/preferences.
Client: (a few hours later) can you make it so that the images appear even if "load images" is disabled?

Coworker that is a "Senior Software Developer": ”Well, websites crash all the time, so we don't need to address that bug. Users will think it's normal.”

#weneedanotherplague #youaretheproblem #seniordevelopermyass

When you mad with your manager so make all object names in your code the names of the seven dwarves.

When I finally figure out something I've been working on for days

My-Ass-QL

When the PM says we can add an impossible feature...

#girlfriend {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

# = Are we commenting now or social network hashtagging?!