Umm yes, this cyber you're talking about sounds interesting, where do i get a cyber? How much does a cyber cost? Can a cyber feed my family?

-.-

That moment when you really REALLY need to escape that umlaut..

So it has gotten to the point where I'm excited whenever I'm restarting my windows and it doesn't install any updates..

So I was working on one computer together with two other devs..

So this website sorts prices lexicographically...

*slowclap*

So I was wondering why my tcpdump was displaying more than 10 packets per second between my local dev machine and my server, until I realized that I was running tcpdump in the ssh session...

so we were about to buy some bus tickets in kazakhstan..

I always use "less" to display log files, always hoping the server gets what I mean by typing

less error.log #plz

look microsoft edge, you're just not my type but I'm sure you'll find someone out there..

That awkward moment when windows doesn't know how to deal with UUIDs...

Debian dist-upgrade: not a single reboot

Windows updates:

So I found some weird library included in this legacy code, didn't really get what it does and why it's there though.

Turns out there's nothing to be found on the internet about it. Absolutely nothing.

So after browsing through the directory structure a bit more I discover a README file. Hoping for answers I opened it, only to find this...

dude...

So you mean to tell me that this is where all my documents are stored?

When your former teacher wants to connect on LinkedIn...

Not sure whether that's a good thing or not...

Haskell's (>>=) has to be one of the most beautiful functions ever written in any language

That moment when you get to work in the morning, realize that you can't connect to the network, plug in a monitor and keyboard to the server, only to find that my goddamn dhcpd went missing for some reason..

So this is where my bus is heading...

!rant

props to @dfox and @trogus for uploading their devRant podcast to 5 different plattforms, as well as providing 3 mp3 download links in different bitrates! you can tell this was created by devs, for devs :)

Anyone on here been to IOI 2016?

Let's see how many copetitive programmers we have here on devRant :)

Silly code snippet of the day:

Ok I'm all for aligning stuff but what the hell is this?

"Maybe the internet has an error”

Quote from my GF after booking tickets online failed, and on some level I feel like this is a very profound, relevant statement..

So I was looking at the linux environment at my new job. Found 2 VM's in the local network, only one of them is documented. Noone knows about the other one or what it does, let alone usernames and passwords.

Spent over an hour trying to break in, only to find out that a couple of bored devs, that have long since left the company, set up a game server on there and noone noticed it for the past 3 years..

Reading through legacy code, only to discover the comment:

/*
* to the poor guy who has to fix this
* ...
* I'm sorry
*/