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Customer: I want <totally useless app idea that already exists>, how long will it take to build it?
Me: I think such an app already exists, but according to your requirements I believe we could finish it around May 6th.
Customer: OK, but our app will be so much better.
-finishes meeting and signs contract-
Customer: will the app be done soon?
Me: as we discussed in the meeting last week, it won’t be done until May 6th.
Customer: will the app be done soon, when will it be in the app stores?
Me: As I explained yesterday, it won’t be finished before May 6th.
The moment when your phone tries to correct "got" or "get" into "git", then you've been working too much...3