When someone says document your code

Knock knock...

The second point is absolutely true

Out of variable names

So I and my friend worked on a website for a guy about 6 months ago and he didn't payed us (we had a contract but he is a d##k). Whenever we use to ask for money he'd ask us to do something else or add another stuff on the website (told you d##k). So we decided to leave without taking the money and now he's still using the website that we made.
While working with him he shared his server credentials and they are still the same (we still have access to everything).
Now we were thinking to teach him a lesson, we don't want our money back.
So, devranters what's the evilest idea you can come up with?

So far my friends suggested me:
-mining cryptocurrency
-replacing websites homepage with some abusive content
-delete everything on the server
-revoke his access to server (he would somehow get that)

Reason why I have trust issue 😜

When you are paid per lines of code

Nothing changed

Friend: Bro there's a life outside the internet also
Me: Send me the link

FML 😩

i was learning neural networks, started with keras and was on the first tutorial where they started by importing pandas
so i switched to learning data analysis using pandas in Python where they started by importing matplotlib and i realized data visualization is also important and now I'm reading matplotlib docs...🙄

The worst part being a designer is when your client has zero design sense and you have make them some shiity stuff

Found a bunch of these in my dad's old drawers. It's a mini floppy disk of 2 MB (i guess).

From more than a month I've been working on Web designing and today I opened up Android studio to work on a small project and I felt like I almost forgot everything. This happens with you guys too?

Reason why we had a breakup
Me: int count = 1;

She: var count = 1;

😭😭😭

So true

Don't call yourself a programmer until you get a habit of doing this;

sudo apt-get life

Code never lies
Comment does

Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.