Anybody else feel the same way? 😅😅

what my work computer feels like compared to my home computer.

True...

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

I'm a fucking finance girl. FINANCE. GIRL. Why the fuck am I spending all morning importing databases??
I'll tell you why.. "you are married to a dev. You must have picked something up." Fuck this. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. (no it's not working for the fuck of it, and whoever wrote this program deserves to be hanged by his balls from a tree)

Ready to play and render lol

So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.

Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"

I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".

best friend works at a gym, and he always remind me to exercise.

him: bro when was the last time you workout?
me: every fucking day.
him: what?
me: I am a programmer bro, everyday is brain day.

Motherfuck

Coding essentially is an infinite loop of:
1) wtf
2) ah yea

Add sprinkles of "that should be easy" and "why did i agree on this"

Suggested we set up more formal coding standards even though he was by far the messiest developer...

Then once we did, proceeded to disable linting in almost every file he touched. 😕

When a programming teacher gets you to write out code by hand and then says "pretend to run it"

so truee

good one

I was just trying to fix a "bug" for 2 hours and then found out I only had to "clean" to project..

True. ..

My daily routine.

How did this date format ever get past code review.

things starting with "_" scare me.

Answer from 3rd party software company: "we can't fix these bugs because it requires development on our side".. hehe, yeah, no shit 😂

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

programming languages are not designed to talk to computers, they are designed to be readable by other programmers.

please code like it.

So, I found this amazing app devRant...

After 2 days... Fuck devRant, devil made me miss deadlines...

The worst type of clients...

When your program runs flawlessly without any errors on the first attempt.

You ever feel like you're just not geeky enough to hang with the hardcore devs out there?

programmers true meaning.

code as if your users are like this

My girlfriend keeps dropping hints that I should commit, but I still haven't gotten around to learning to use git.