I was having dinner yesterday and I suddenly get a message from someone from another team.

Them: Hi
Me: Hi

(No response for 20 mins)

Them: I'm having some problem with your service. Its not working when I do <task>
Me: Okay, let me look into that.
Them: Also, <task2> is not working
Them: And <task3> has problems
Them: Could you also look into <task4>?
Me: (visibly sweating) Let's discuss this in detail in the morning.

[Next day, morning]
*convinced that the service has a major bug*
Me: Yeah, show me what is causing the problem.

They show me what they tried. Turns out they made an invalid call and got an error, AS THEY SHOULD, and reported that as a bug. And all the other tasks were because the first call didn't work.

:|

Bear Metal Server 🐻🤘💻

..........

Welcome to the future guys.

GOOGLE PUSHES .WEBP

GOOGLE SLIDES: "UNSUPPORTED IMAGE TYPE"

F************

Sleep servers, I never thought of that 😂

This one gave me an idea for a kind of a desktop app launcher that lets you place the applications for procrastination in such a way that they are behind the planet during the day so you are a lot less likely to see the shortcut and want to use them; and likewise for the applications, one uses for work to be hidden during the evening/night cuz no one wants to see that after work.

Not really a particularly strong idea and I'd probably not support it myself if someone else brought it to me but hey, just an opportunity to try coding something different and learn more stuff.

java --version
FATAL: Unknown parameter

java -v
FATAL: Unknown parameter

*googles get java version*

java -version
openjdk version "1.8.0_252"

FUCK YOU

Fun fact.

The HTTP error 451 means "content is not available because of legal reasons".

The name comes from Ray Bradbury's book Fahrenheit 451, which is about a dystopian society where books and literature are censored by the government.

std::cout<< " University, here I come! ";

// just passed a very important exam and I can't wait to get enrolled at my dream Uni :) Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

I hope I catch something good today

Quarantine office setup, forgot to post a while back

Editor? VSCode.
IDE? IntelliJ.
Hotel? Trivago.

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

Vodka or Whiskey

cout<<"Hello world!";

End with 5 bugs, starts with 9.

Lol xD

Well, that's a valid question 😂

A Watch made only with css with pointer animation

pen -> https://codepen.io/flavio_amaral/...

I just want to cancel. 😐

It's really confusing while texting with her

this cracks me up

Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

YES YES YES

Nice surprise left on my desk at work today:)

This is how you test your website in “old browsers”

the ultimate automatic "boss key"

Oh look, another bit