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Oracle ERP, Java, Sql, Plsql, Android dev.
Location

Mumbai

Joined devRant on 7/1/2017

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I wrote a complex method for about 6 hours. Then I decided to test it via a console application...

It didnt print any output. After 2 hours of searching for errors I found the mistake: I never called the method. Guys... that's how you waste 2 hours of your life.

undefined method not called why have i been like that

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Today I inserted a single row into a table which triggered four triggers which inserted 5 rows each to different tables triggering 9 triggers inserting 3 rows which triggered more triggers... Nothing about this is ok.

undefined improper use of triggers database legacy system legacy code

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Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

undefined programming

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I judge people pretty hard based on how nice their text editor looks.

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Hahaha....... UGHH

undefined reality funny engineering fuck this shit

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"Hey, can you help me with our Algorithms & Data Structures task? I tried to tranlate my problem with Google translator but I can not select the option to translate into Java."

I was speechless when a girl actually asked me that

undefined college rant

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Person: HTML is a programming language
Me: No it's not
Person: Yes it is it can compute things
Me: No it can't, and what do you mean?
Person: Have you ever heard of a script tag
Me: That's not fucking HTML that's JavaScript.

undefined javascript nope html

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My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

undefined rant document saved wife risk adrenalin save risky business

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