I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

Being 5 minutes early is already being 10 minutes late.
:wq

„I have secured our mongodb by setting the dbpath deeper than 20 folders by using more than 256 chars. To protect us from windows hacker boys.“

😂

Pixel Nazi - Add a little media query

Type the following in your terminal...

curl parrot.live

You won’t be disappointed!

My code has reached adolescence; won’t stop misbehaving.

Me: "Delete this file."
Windows: "Someone is using it."
Me: "Who?"
Windows: "I can't say."
Me: "I checked using a utility. It says your file explorer is the one using it!"
Windows: "Well, I had to show a preview."
Me: "Why?"
Windows: "Because you selected the file to delete it!"

Credit: https://twitter.com/cmuratori/...

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

A friend needed to test an API so, I told him to download Postman to start testing POST request and he ask if he needed to download Getman for testing the GET ones 🤣