Even you, Google

Have you ever been working on something really important and in the middle of a calculation, you suddenly remember.. that you had saved the last Muffin from 2 days ago inside a container on the shelf where you never ever Store stuff.... out of the blue ......and you wonder till you get home and find that muffin.

...ah what a beautiful mind.... Seems analogous to a Google now notification but in your brain...

Who the hell decided to put 'null' in JavaScript when there is already an 'undefined'
...😤😡...
Like one empty value isn't enough

That feeling when you come from other languages(like scala, c# or js) and you try to do a aggregation on a list in Java 8.. .

😤😭😩😰😱😵😧😖😲😕

It's important for developers to remember that......

For the rest of the world a "string" and a "thread" are the same thing..

That moment when you realise f(x)=x²
that you did in 4th grade and now
Function(x){
return x*x;
}
....😯😮😲😱😵...
You realise that Everyone has been doing programming all their life....

Typescript sometimes feels like I'm writing JavaScript twice....

Eclipse

True programmers can never cross the road without calculating the shortest path to cross....🚸🚧🚔🛣️✋

That person, who commits code without formatting. Every single time...😡😠😾

Microsoft bought Skype for 1.9 million dollar...how stupid.... I downloaded it for free

What Google does with ads, God does it too... We just call it coincidence...