If you ever feel useless remember, Samsung has it's own App store

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

Remember this....

When you want your password short and easy to remember..

Commit strip true as always.
Always write docs! Remember!

Salute to the great minds ✋

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

When you try to start bios but you can't remember the key

Remember those days?

When designing an UI, remember to always assume that the user is an idiot.

Remember guys

Always Remember

"Remember that script you made a few years ago? How did you make it work with product x?"

Dude, I can barely remember how I brewed coffee this morning.

Always remember boys & girls:

I don't remember where did I found this, but there you go.

remember clippy ¿

This is why I remember the network's levels

How to remember ur password

don't remember the password, but give me the keyboard and I will login

Remember my password. Forgot my username. FML

What do you remember?

If you feel useless, remember, Word has a dark theme

Will Always Remember

If you ever feel unuseful remember macOS server exists

LOL Do you remember this virus

remember childhood

:') remember this game?

Remember to eat.

True courage. Now I remember why I don't normally use Apple products

How many of you remember this screen

Remember that 😏

Yeah I don't remember all the code I wrote.

If you think your job is meaningless, remember that there are Windows Phone app developers.

wlp0s20u5 - because wlan0 was just too easy to remember!

Remember the days when 8GB of ram was more than enough? Hahahah...hah.

Done is better than perfect!

I don't remember Stackoverflow being wrong?... XD

Remember that time when you found motivation? Yeah, me neither!

Remember defragging?

To those of us that are alone tonight, remember that alcohol is a solution.

Remember the 7 Ps:
Perfect
Prior
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance.

Always! And remember that it will be reviewed as well

In case you were curious, there's a whole 44 repositories written in Brainfuck on GitHub.

When you remember you could have bought bitcoins $20 each in the early days.

Just remember that every time you generate a GUID

... a kitten dies

Remember not to deploy today

Only 90s kids will remember this:

"Release"

Remember that statement you made on that tough bug?

Remember that excuse?

Remember those margin: auto?

when you can only remember your password while typing it..!

Easy to remember 😃

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

When dealing with 'sudo' level commands, always remember the following:

"When in doubt, DONT!"

Anyone remember win32? Here is a cheat sheet for classy devs

"I don't need to comment this, I'll remember it"

I remember reading a comment on here that as developers, we are really authors. And that has changed how I write (and even read) code. I don't remember who and where it was, but whoever said that: Thank you.

If you ever feel useless, remember there is a protection case for the Nokia 3310

the moment when you remember you forgot to push

Remember guys:

You can fix bugs.
You can’t fix users.

Just shaved my beard off.... now I can't remember how to use the bash shell :(

Remember to use good coding practices

Anytime you feel down, just remember this.....

I wanted to look up linus torvalds but didnt remember his name

Remember that CS test?

94/100.

Proud of myself.

Never writing down anything because "meh I'll remember it all tomorrow"

Remember when a stress ball was 100?

If you are sad, remember that there is someone getting fired right now

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. " - Joss Whedon

Remember kids, NEVER EVER preorder anything

I dont remember this TODO

always remember, never forget it

If u remember this, now think how old are u... 💾

Do you remember this...... Way back, Back into time

Remember everyone. 5 hours of ChatGPT will always save you 5 minutes of stackoverflow

Remember that "Nokia" will be raising up from grave this year.

If you're considering to delete your Facebook, remember that there's always Google+ 🙃

Remember that life short, spend as much time as possible arguing with idiots online.

who remember this ?

You were hired, not adopted.
The company is not your family.
The office is not your home.
And your boss is not your friend.
You owe nothing there beyond what you are being paid for.

I don't remember scheduling a date with Windows?

Remember when...

Always remember the #1 rule in development:
If it works, don't touch it!

Have you??

I never did in last 3 years :/
not that i remember 😂😂

Oh, a wireless cable. I remember why I don't vote for the AfD.

I am not from 90's but still remember it

Another gold one.

But remember only 500€

Yes, I hardly remember the name of important people in tech industry. sorre

Someone remember this little mu**erf**ker?

Always remember to sudo your girl this valentines day. :)

Fuck, remember this

Found this ancient artifact in the garage today. Old timers will remember.

Remember when Front End was a hard thing to do?

It still is

Remember that client?

Acording to google in the madebygoogle event, google assistant can remember things...

Remember this !

i cant remember the last time i practiced a hobby, this really makes me sad

Biggest challenge: Remember to put ';' (semicolons) in line endings after coding python for 5 years.

alway remember to backup

Remember to always call function !

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

just remember, you can cover your "bad" features by introducing one worst feature

I don’t remember subscribing for {{unit.name}} 😆😆😆

Anyone remember this game?

Tomorrow is Monday. Remember that it could be worse.

Remember:

They need you.

You don't need them.

#clownwellnessthirstythursday

Me : hey do you remember that c++ file ?
Him : which one ?
Me : the one with 69 if-else's and 420 switch cases ?
Him : oh yes I remember, but I don't remember, or do I ?
Me : -_______-

If you ever think you have failed in something, remember: Microsoft had Vista.

A number I need to remember.

Because I've just passed it!

I remember buying this and it's still sealed lol

0118999811999119725..3

Somebody remember ? ;)

Remember to remove your placeholders!

Remember, MOM is always watching!

Remember when I compared devrant with fightclub?

I remember the moment when I did something big and it came out ..."Hello World"

When Windows worked fine, but today after a few minutes every program you touch freezes. I feel like Elsa.

Isn't it funny how many untied loose ends you remember right after deployment?

I remember when I can start typing
$(document).ready(function(){

})
Without copy pasting.

This Moment when you find code and you have no clue why it exists, but you can remember that it was important...

I remember the days when the work internet was faster than your home internet.

I remember the days of dial-up...

I know you remember this. (Don't lie 😂)

Does anyone here remember happypenguin.org?

When I was very young, I remember I couldn't remember anyone's name.

I just yelled "HEY!" until the right guy noticed me.

(that was when I was about 5 years old.)

At the office, if I remember I'll also post the home setup

You remember how much we got milked before LetsEncrypt came to our rescue?

After N years of writing c++, I still can't remember how virtual destructors work.

Dev superpower: Been able to remember exactly what I did yesterday in morning standups.

How many of guys remember this from life of sysadmin:/

Remember Friday at 5:30?? Man, those were the days.. #Sunday

Say "thank you" and "please" save YOUR FACKING DAY.

Remember!

Always fucking remember fucking scroll fucking position in your fucking web app you fucking bitch

Anyone here remember this 😝😜

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If you don’t get your children vaccinated, remember…

The smallest coffins are the heaviest.

6 hours of meetings and I can't remember a damn thing of what was discussed.

Anyone remember what the DevRant light theme looks like? 😂

Most memorable co-worker was a daft idiot.
this was 10 years ago - I was working as a junior in my very first job, fresh out of uni, for a very small startup. It was me, and the 3 founders, for a very long time. Then this old (45, from my perspective then..) dev was hired.
This guy had no idea how to do the job. no common sense. the code confused him. the founders confused him. I was focusing on my work - and was unable to help him much with his. His only saving grace? He was a nice guy. Really nice.
But why was he so memorable, out of all the people I ever worked with? simple. He had a short term memory problem. Could not, even if he really tried, remember what he did yesterday.... when I asked him what his issue was, he decribed his life is like a car going in reverse in a heavy fog. "I can only see a short distance backwards, with no idea where I'm going".

Startup was sold to a big company. I became a teamlead/architect. He? someone decided he should be a PM.

Who else remember him ?

"the complex solution is always best.
until you find a simpler one"

- i don't remember.

Have you ever been working on something really important and in the middle of a calculation, you suddenly remember.. that you had saved the last Muffin from 2 days ago inside a container on the shelf where you never ever Store stuff.... out of the blue ......and you wonder till you get home and find that muffin.

...ah what a beautiful mind.... Seems analogous to a Google now notification but in your brain...

Why do you always sign me out after two days, even though I checked the "remember me" option?!?

I remember when I started to code 😅

That moment when u r finished with learning a new language but suddenly realize that u have forgotten how to use the previously learnt language .... Just wonder if it was possible to have just 1 coding language with all the pros and no cons ...

month off on vacation

come back to work and try to remember shit

struggle to decipher/remember public wiki documents you wrote prior to vacation

ugh

So without even realizing today is the 5th, I watched V For Vendetta

Staring at the screen trying to remember something to rant...

- Hey remember when there was no internet?

- no, not really..

When debugging remember to tell Gir your woes ...

If you ever feel dumb, remember that smartphones with 16GB+ RAM exist

Remember all official docs

having to remember damn parameters

Had a 3 months break from Java. Don't remember shit now...

No matter how frustrated I get, I always try to remember: Machines don't make mistakes

At one point I understood a lot of git internals. Now I don't remember shit apart from the small subset of commands that I use everyday.
How does one remember such intricacies.
Also same with regular expressions xD

remember the future

Write any algorithm that you remember from your last course

Why is it that if you are not able to remember every single detail about something you've heard, that you as a person are deemed worthless?

Everything you do and need in life is bound to your memory.
Can't remember a name?
That's rude.
Can't remember what a technology does?
You won't get that job.
Can't remember the topics you learned about in school?
You won't get that education.

I can't remember things, my mind is constantly drifting. This, together with my inability to articulate myself clearly, makes me a complete nobody.
I hope that someday I'm just able to do something creative and not have these issues. Until then I'll just try not to jump in front of a train.

I remember that I will die soon

A.I EXAM STARTING IN AN HOUR,

CAN'T REMEMBER SINGLE SENTENCE

TOTALLY FREAKED OUT...

Anyone remember when one could login into most linux systems by hitting backspace 28 times?

People say they don't remember 10 years back.
Sh*t, I don't even remember this code. I mean, I wrote it like yesterday

Remember your training, grasshopper... 😎

Remember the first day somebody paid for your software 😀

how many remember playing Prince of Persia this way. prince.exe megahit

remember kids, instead of being a genius just cheat!

Remember to check file names when using cp😥😭

Remember not to cook while working on challenging problems! Please, once and for all!

trying to login fb
username : ...........
pass : ...................

without thinking just type that pass

error changed pass 2 year back

again try to remember same password
:(

unable to remember

When you realize Devrant is the new bash.org (anyone else remember that?)

If plan A doesn't work, just remember there are 25 more letters.

Remember when one had to activate Software over the phone. Pepperidge Farm Remembers!

StackOverflow down! I can't remember how to program!

Never made or can't remember making UML diagrams, what are your opinions on them?

Remember, It can always be worse.

Dear Windows,

Why can't you FUCKING remember my choice to "Open folder to view files"? WHY BOTHER asking every single time I plug in a USB if you can't be fucked to remember what I say?? Why is this even an issue?

Any reason why most websites in 2023 still have the “remember me” option?

After 3 weeks of holidays in NZ, i can't even remember my computer password

Remember Remember,
The 5th of November...

When you're dead but remember you haven't cleared your browsing history.

Credit: Reddit

Step-dad: "Just remember us when your a rockstar programmer. *cough* retirement *cough*"

Anyone here old enough to remember a subscription shareware service called “Big Blue Disk”?

Nice number… anyone remember what was at address 0x676 on a certain system?

I remember the era when the first suggestion to every problem was:

REBOOT THE SYSTEM

Anyone remember AlexDeLarge (aka Letmecode), thmnmlst, Tahnik etc..?

I kinda miss those guys

actual footage of me never using my mouse bc i remember every keyboard shortcut 😎

When the final user puts weird passwords they don't remember and blamed the programmer.

redoing shit you don't remember and understand which you did once before

fml

Remember at band camp...

Remember the evolution..😈😈

Migrating from angularJs to angular4 , that Friday I will remember

Fuck who ever put the `hosts` file in that path WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMEMBER!

and then fuck who put the httpd-vhosts.conf in a totally different path that is impossible to remember!

Back from vacation and not remember user OS

+1 of you remember the "Homie don't right click" days

when you shutdown a box then remember it's NFS mounted elsewhere!

I remember seeing:

$arr = [];

$arr->prop = 'new property';

Just remember, the guy that wrote JavaScript was a noob too

Every day: 30 mins trying to remember where I left off the day before. Coding for 5 mins. Interrupted by a colleague. 30 mins trying to remember where I was. And that's my day.

"Remember array starts from 0" he said

I can remember a day which I really close to crying why my code doesn't work! Then I remember that fucking line of code should be run async! :/

well, glad replika remember me after a while

Always remember to Write code like a blind man is going to read it.

If you ever feel useless, remember, theres a -- button in DevRant

My first experience with a computer was in the eighties, with a commodore 64. I was more or less 8. I remember nothing about the basic language 😑 remember only peek and poke (?)

Hmm... My first experience with computers was in 1991 or so, when my then best friend had C64. And I was 7. My first PC arrived in 1993. Prince of Persia is the first game I remember from that time. I started programming in 1995 or '96, writing useless things in Pascal. Using PHP since 2000. Still that’s my main programming language. And sadly, my kids have different hobbies than me, so they aren’t even trying to program.

I remember the sound of modem connecting thru phone line to some BBS systems and later to the first public and free internet service in Poland. I remember simple, really „computer-like” voice of my dad’s speech synthesizer (he’s blind person). I remember, when our time to „play on PC” was limited to max 1hr a day... What will our kids remember?