Reviewers on the internet in a nutshell

So apparently Linux has more contributors than Github can count

Me when I find out I can't change the keyboard shortcuts

Look, normally I don't give a shit how others code, but when the company's style guide is literally just the statement "use eslint", and I have to do code reviews...we will start to have problems.

Is it bad that I refer to non-programmers as muggles?

naming servers >>>>> naming variables

The first beer I ever drank was at 11:30 am, at the office, after our demo.

My roommate's CS Prof literally makes them print their code on PAPER (max 80 chars to a line) and submit it to his physical dropbox across campus. This includes end of term projects where a single submission might have literally 20 pages of code.

I don't know what to say.

Nice job Amazon

For the past couple years, every single time I'd visit my grandparents house, my grandmother would always have an assortment of issues with her aging Lenovo 2-in-1 for me to "solve" (the last issue she had was an inability to figure out what "tablet mode" was and called me because she couldn't figure out how to get out of the start menu) .

But for christmas she got an iMac. Because most of the family uses Apple products, and since it should be simpler to use, I most likely won't be the first one she goes to when she has an issue.
So as a devote Linux user, I'm torn: should I be happy I no longer have to answer stupid questions (at least, not as many)? Or saddened that one more poor soul will now be sucked into the Apple ecosystem?

Mind you, I will be turning her old 2-in-1 into a linux server so it can actually be put to some use.

I go to a University that has a co-op program, so I move every 4 months.

I just realized, it takes me longer to setup a new (linux) system than it does to setup my room.

When you're at an interview and they give you 5 mins to answer a technical problem and you panic, give an uncertain, semicorrect solution and the minute you walk out you know the best answer. FML.

When you've got 4 personal projects to finish, 2 computers to build, 1 full-time job to wrap up, an online course to complete, Uni starts in two weeks and your family decided it's the perfect time to go on vacation.

It's 2:30 am and this is my life.

sudo kill -INT 1 is sudo rm -rf / for the weak

When you don't write unit tests and expect it to work on the first try

Three open windows are all I need:

1. Terminal
2. Chrome
3. Any IDE based on Intellij